Jonathan Martin

(Insert updated bio here)

[Jonathan Martin @jonathan4martin]

@funnyordie Fievel goes west

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

kings landing not even fucking wheelchair accessible.

[Habibullah Khan @Huk06]

Wife: “What are the scratch marks on your neck?

Husband: Me and the guys went kayaking when out of the blue a seal appeared and slapped me on my neck with an Octopus!!!

Wife: Do you honestly think I'm stupid enough to believe something as ridiculous as that?"

[Jonathan Martin @jonathan4martin]

@naturallight @DaltonMiles43 it’s like God himself wants us to have this

[Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton]

Duke lost. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Absolute 100% hell yes. It is long overdue time we invaded the weather.

[Kentucky Men’s Basketball @KentuckyMBB]

🙀🙀🙀

[Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton]

God Bless Chuck Barkley. Unlike the UNC & Duke players who cover college basketball, he doesn’t even pretend to hide his bias.

[Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton]

Tom Izzo gets criticized for yelling at his players, and responds thusly.

Well played, Tom Izzo

[Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton]

UNC got a 1 seed? They lost in their conference tourney (same as UK), they have a worse record in quadrant 1 games than UK does, & their best 2 wins came against Duke without Zion. And UK beat UNC.

There’s ZERO reason to have UNC above UK.

(So of course it happened.)

[Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton]

5 loss UNC loses a close game to a top 10 team and stays a 1 seed.

5 loss UK loses a a close game to a top 10 team and moves from a 1 seed to a 2 seed.

The difference must be that head-to-head win that UNC has over UK.

[Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton]

Here’s the 5th foul on Reid Travis.

There’s absolutely no place in basketball for cheap shots like this.

I’m amazed that Grant Williams was able to stay in the game after taking such a hit.

🎥 @craigblanton

[Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton]

Three years ago today, Taurean Prince gave the greatest answer in the history of dumb questions.

[ThrowboyTees @ThrowboyTees]

THESE REFS ARE FUCKING HORRIBLE

[Jonathan Martin @jonathan4martin]

@DaltonMiles43 @kgevans93 @BigBlue9ation I’ll never recover...

[Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton]

Stop!

Hami time!

[Jonathan Martin @jonathan4martin]

@kgevans93 @DaltonMiles43 @BigBlue9ation Imagine being so fat the only thing you’ll ever sleep with is that ugly ass dog

[Jonathan Martin @jonathan4martin]

@DaltonMiles43 @TheJeffBridges No way😨😨😱😱😱