Jonathan Bauch

[Jonathan Bauch @jonathan_bauch]

@BrandyLJensen The Woman in White might be the better novel, but I hear you on The Moonstone. Such a good time. Enjoy.

[Jonathan Bauch @jonathan_bauch]

@Ladypossum @LeonaLioness6 And this debate is precisely why Trump will probably be president again.

[Jonathan Bauch @jonathan_bauch]

@donie This is really sad. Biden connects the pipes to his Irish heritage, and a bunch of adults start falling all over themselves to prove they’re the annoying know-it-all kid no one likes.

[Jonathan Bauch @jonathan_bauch]

@ohJuliatweets Julia criticized Yang on her Twitter feed. Some dude came at her with a disgusting response. Another dude was all, “Yeah, but,” and these people want to debate Bernie Sanders vs. Andrew Yang. This is not a problem with Twitter. This is a problem with people.

[Jonathan Bauch @jonathan_bauch]

@ohJuliatweets One must live with cats to understand cats. I kinda pity the people who don’t get it.

[Jonathan Bauch @jonathan_bauch]

@taradublinrocks Thank you for the tweets. Very happy new year to you and the cats. Cheers.

[Jonathan Bauch @jonathan_bauch]

@ohJuliatweets Wait. You knew me in high school? Cheers.

[Jonathan Bauch @jonathan_bauch]

@irishrygirl @sendavidperdue You had me at “Oh, hello.”

[Jonathan Bauch @jonathan_bauch]

@AwardsDaily Biden called Obama “clean” and “articulate.” They worked it out. The only people making this a thing are the extreme left who’d rather be woke and suffer four more years of this. It’s a losing strategy, again.

[Jonathan Bauch @jonathan_bauch]

If we give him a parade, will he just go away? #ImpeachTrump #militaryparade #Treason #TrumpTreason #TrumpRussia

[Jonathan Bauch @jonathan_bauch]

Maybe Big Button #Trump and Kim Hung Un can meet in Sweeden, whip it out, and peacefully settle this silly #button issue once and for all. #ImpeachTrumpNow #itsnotthesizeofthebutton #douchbagdiplomacy

[Jonathan Bauch @jonathan_bauch]

@BrandyLJensen Steve

[Jonathan Bauch @jonathan_bauch]

What do you call someone who cannibalizes their own and cries when their competitors don't and win by default?
#Democrats
#DemocratsBeingDemocrats #FrankenResigns

[Jonathan Bauch @jonathan_bauch]

Betting Trump's proof that the #Flynn tweet really was written by a lawyer is how, by Trump's standards, it's a grammatical masterpiece.
#ImpeachTrump #TrumpRussia #FlippedFlynn

[Jonathan Bauch @jonathan_bauch]

By the time it's over, there won't be any movies or TV shows left, and we can all go back to reading great literature by misogynistic male authors.
#HarveyWeinstein #BrettRatner #JeremyPiven

[Jonathan Bauch @jonathan_bauch]

Still a growing field, but #HarveyWeinstein and the potted plant is the front runner for the #Oscar in Creepest Harassment Moment.

[Jonathan Bauch @jonathan_bauch]

#Trump gets angry when immigrants kill Americans, but when Americans kill Americans, he gets sad.
#TexasChurchMassacre
#NewYorkAttack

[Jonathan Bauch @jonathan_bauch]

Primitive people think all the prayers sent for the other shootings weren't enough to please the gods. #texaschurchshooting #texasshooting

[Jonathan Bauch @jonathan_bauch]

#Trump should try #SpaceyDefense: "Might've colluded, long time ago. Sorry! But I'm gay!"
#KevinSpacey #TrumpCollusion #ImpeachTrump #Resist

[Jonathan Bauch @jonathan_bauch]

Really hope someone gets caught sneaking out of WH with several million cash and a fake mustache.
#Impeachment #MuellerMonday #Trump #Resist