Jonathan Cardy

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@MichaelPDeacon Did he paint it with his feet?!?

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@davidyelland Recently? It has always been a hate filled rag.

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@David_Cameron @thetimes I don’t typically advocate the burning of books but on this occasion I’m prepared to make an exception. Wouldn’t wipe my arse with it etc etc.

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@supertedbaker @martinpoler In the same way you have a Junior School or a Secondary school you have an Infant school. It requires no indication of possession or plurality. “Manor Field Infant School”. Job done.

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@Channel4News To quote the West Wing, Andrew Bridgen “is a .22 caliber mind in a .357 Magnum world”.

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I don’t usually read horror stories before bed time. And now I remember why.

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YELLOWHAMMER DOC PUBLISHED- key points:

For a start concedes, despite all the talk of “being ready”, that public and business readiness will be at a low level whatever the govt does.

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@CarolineLucas Thank you for saying what I had been shouting at my telly for hours. Imagine doing this at work. Or your children doing this at school in class.

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@MercedesAMGF1 @ValtteriBottas @F1 Starksy and Hutch.

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@therealshawnbry Dennis Chambers.

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@supertedbaker @EssexBuccaneer Last 4

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@smtm_LFC75 Sorry but that’s softer than soft. Ridiculous.

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@smtm_LFC75 Pains me to say this as a fellow red but this tweet has not aged well at all fella.

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@FraserNelson @afneil Hugely unpleasant ordeal? Foreign travel has never been easier or more accessible. What utter rot!

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@Channel4News Ideologue spouting utter garbage. Rinse and repeat. Plus ça change

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@MercedesAMGF1 @MercedesBenz @LewisHamilton @F1 Why not come in under safety car when he had a gap? Serve the penalty and come out in 5th or 6th? Now in 12th? Madness!!!

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@niallfirth There is also no . after Mr - why was that ommitted from his list of pedantic bullshitery?!? If you are going to be a twat then surely you might as well go full twat and not just selective twat?

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@smtm_LFC75 @Iainsh The entire “they should leave” line because “there are unemployed people here” makes my piss boil.

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@bbcnickrobinson @BorisJohnson All those in favour of ceding full power to the Queen and returning to a constitutional monarchy say aye....

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@meekrosoft @texpatriate It’s a good point though. Punching them in the southern states would go some way to solving the problem. Though possible castrating their southern states would be even better.

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@JamesPearceEcho So as always the fans get shafted then? That allocation is pitiful. But the stadium will be packed on June 1st because all the sponsors’ tickets will be being sold at stupid prices to fans desperate to get to the final. I detest the people that run football. Passionately.