Jonathan Crespo

[Jonathan Crespo @jonathan_crespo]

Leaving this shit hole. Follow me on:
https://t.co/oNGAEyZgmi

Thanks.

[Jonathan Crespo @jonathan_crespo]

@FearedBuck You’re an ignorant whore.

[Jonathan Crespo @jonathan_crespo]

@cardiffdevils Agreed! Have you ordered enough?

[Jonathan Crespo @jonathan_crespo]

@RedBullF1Group @Max33Verstappen YOU’RE ABSOLUTE RUBBISH!!!!!!

[Jonathan Crespo @jonathan_crespo]

@WhitmoreHigh hello, looking for a picture of my son with his certificate from last night that was taken by Mr. Williams. My son was told it would be on
twitter/x but can’t find him. Any help would great. Thank you.

[Jonathan Crespo @jonathan_crespo]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Bitch

[Jonathan Crespo @jonathan_crespo]

@Everlast_ I’ve had these gloves for maybe two months and they have effectively fallen apart. Maybe they should have been called Neverlast! Very disappointed.

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

This will never be unfunny... Every time I watch it I burst in laughter 🤣

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Please tell me you see/understand the connection.

[🥀_ Imposter_🥀 @Imposter_Edits]

I ran across this old George Carlin bit, and I had to take a few minutes to throw this together. It fits so well.

[Jonathan Crespo @jonathan_crespo]

@mrjamesob hi - not every accent that you hear that is “American” is American! I respect you, please stop helping the public make me feel like an alien. I’m Canadian and it insults me, bothers me and is wearing me down. 15 years here and I’m lumped in unfairly.

[Jonathan Crespo @jonathan_crespo]

@mrjamesob finally got around to seeing that @MrDDyer clip about brexit on ITV…BRILLIANT! Matter fact, concise and said everything everyone was thinking! Great!

[Jonathan Crespo @jonathan_crespo]

@SaturdayKitchen I LOVE banoffee pie! Don’t listen to @BBCBreakfast it’s fantastic! A million calories a bite but well worth it! 🤣

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

Don’t know who made this:

[Jonathan Crespo @jonathan_crespo]

@mrdanwalker So is faking injuries and fouls…footballers don’t compete for sporting greatness…they compete for the Oscars!

[Jonathan Crespo @jonathan_crespo]

@mrjamesob I thought the U.K. was the intelligent educated spectrum of politics…looks like they’re taking a page from American politics which is nothing more than appealing to the lowest common denominator…hmmm…guess that’s why brexit “worked”….

[Jonathan Crespo @jonathan_crespo]

@JeremyClarkson watching season 3 episode 6, is your restaurant no longer trading even with the positive outcome of the appeal?

[Jonathan Crespo @jonathan_crespo]

@susie_dent help me - what is the correct or proper pronunciation of the eighth letter of the alphabet. Is it “eitch” or “heitch”? Thank you.