The Jon and Only

All opinions are my own. Most of them. Some are stolen from others to try and make myself look more intelligent. Trying to emotionally support Piers Morgan

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@CDRomance_Spike Alundra?

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@IANdrewDiceClay Did you ever see the episode of Charlie Brooker's "How TV Ruined your Life" about Fear?

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@IANdrewDiceClay I'm glad Vince didn't stumble accross it because it would inspired a wrestlemania story arc

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@LR_Keelay @IANdrewDiceClay Apparently A Train, whilst not being the heaviest, is for some reason difficult to lift. I remember Ryback struggled with the shell shock on him

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@IANdrewDiceClay I saw a Kane wrestle in Mansfield Leisure centre in 2000 that looked more like Kane than this

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@IANdrewDiceClay He's turning into Hogan

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@IANdrewDiceClay He looks like one of the Chuckles is cosplaying as him

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@WWENetwork @ShamrockKen @BretHart Do you think this may have something to do with why HBK took the piss when he was in the hold a few months later?

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@IANdrewDiceClay It's so he can cut promos on them and then try and charge them. It's like a cameo

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@davemeltzerWON Hawk was getting up straight away from them in the 80s and Tazz was in the 90s too

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@IANdrewDiceClay I like how he casts aside grammar and etiquette to out himself first

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@Neduszn8 Sterling

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If wrestling is fake then how do you explain this!

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@davemeltzerWON He spends more time looking up than Coprenicus

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@IANdrewDiceClay The porn star gimmick is always talked about, but, remember when they transitioned him to a more serious gimmick and the only thing memorable about it was when Rikishi splashed him the top of the cage.

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@IANdrewDiceClay I prefer the term "Fun Sized" like a mars bar.

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@IANdrewDiceClay Why did I read this in the voice of Jonathan Frakes?

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@IANdrewDiceClay He's the Marty Janetty of gambling

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I’ve been casually slipping in fake British sayings and words into conversation with my American partner - here’s the one’s she believes:

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@IANdrewDiceClay Legit think Cody is doing this down the line. He is very PR friendly. Finishing the story getting the booking job in WWE