Jonathan Patch

Devout Catholic. Gamer. Nerd. Libertarian. Use Twitter for Magic the Gathering, Catholic news, and bad movies.

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I’ve gained a few followers lately. An important question to ask yourself is, “Who’s the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows?”

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@evans_cn @therealDeFlock Fuck yeah it has.

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@Stickballruss I haven’t played Commander in … a year? I dabble in Vintage cube but honestly the push for new cards each rotation kills my interest. Premodern is where it’s at.

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@wildstwawberry My largest event win was playing a Legacy deck my friend handed to me an hour before the event. Not only had I not played the deck, I hadn’t played Legacy. Split in the finals with Rich Shay at like 3am. Origins 2002ish.

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@Stickballruss @thepchapin Where did you get it? Pretty sure my days of competitive magic are long gone, but would stlll be a fun read.

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@Stickballruss I just bought a ticket to a music festival next month. Haven’t been to a concert in decades. My wife said “you hate people, crowds, and noise. Why?” We’ll see! I did appreciate the all in ticket price; but parking is $40!

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@nmassmbb @SethDillon *grammatical

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@MorlockP @thethirtysixco Yeah, but I laughed and it earned him a follow.

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@d00mwake How did the single Fanatic perform? There to pick off Lackey?

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@thevivafrei Is no one going to point out that both From Dusk Till Dawn and Sinners are VAMPIRE movies and not zombies?!

I realize it doesn’t change the take, but good grief.

And Predator was awesome.

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@TheFIREorg What a bunch of cunts.

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@Random_Numbers @AlexandriaVAGov It does feel like a backwards way of increasing tourism.

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@Stickballruss I hate how evergreen this meme is.

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@d00mwake Dammit. Now I need my glasses for Twitter? I’m definitely the demographic for premodern. Might need large print cards pretty soon.

Solid deck. Thanks for thr response!

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@ShieldShattered @MichaelChiklis @TheShieldFX I’ll have to see if I can find the interview. Thank you for the context!

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It’s mental health awareness month here in the UK so Im sharing my artwork ‘Chemical Straight Jacket’ to raise awareness. If you see it, please share to spread the message that no one is alone. #MentalHealthAwareness #MentalHealthMatters #MentalHealth

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@JestScreen @netflix @PrimeVideo @LEGO_Group I can’t believe this has become international news. Also, the algo sucks- haven’t seen any of your tweets since the last time I commented on the algo.

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@Stickballruss So same idea but insufficient? Interesting on paper.