Jonathan Taube

Long hair, dont care.

[Jonathan Taube @jonathan_taube]

Thank you for baby Jesus glow in the dark. Thank you for everyone. Thank you for everything. Ummmm... *large yawn* Amen. #preschoolerprayers #dadlife

[Jonathan Taube @jonathan_taube]

@grovesroad Awesome! Glad I resisted the urge to act like a weirdo! We met years ago when I had the opportunity to interview you before a show. You were so gracious with your time and later played my favorite song with a shout out. I’ll always be a big fan. Blessings.

[Jonathan Taube @jonathan_taube]

Unless I am imagining things, I just walked past @grovesroad on her way out of Trader Joe’s.

[Jonathan Taube @jonathan_taube]

MFW I’m watching the @Cubs game and they cut to a crowd shot between pitches and I see a grown man drinking a carton of milk.

[Jonathan Taube @jonathan_taube]

Oh thank goodness the Bryce Harper saga is over and I can go back to not thinking about Bryce Harper.

[Jonathan Taube @jonathan_taube]

“For instance, if you batted seventh, you could embellish by claiming you batted in the middle of the order. Or if you were on the White Sox, just say you played in Chicago.”

https://t.co/GsLe3wrA26

[Jonathan Taube @jonathan_taube]

Oh gracious, @MadhousePod you have indeed ruined the logo for me. I'll never un-see it, God have mercy on my soul...

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

It's #WallpaperWednesday!

We're getting pretty excited for the #WinterClassic... can you tell?

[Jonathan Taube @jonathan_taube]

@jonbukiewicz Why let your dreams be dreams?

[Jonathan Taube @jonathan_taube]

I think an important thing all these white people pining for an idealized version of the 1950’s are forgetting is that The Sandlot wouldn’t ever happened without Benny “the Jet” Rodriguez. Get woke chumps.

[Jonathan Taube @jonathan_taube]

@BenLindbergh I'm sure you don't have enough of these in your life...

[Bad Left Hook @badlefthook]

Tyson Fury ‘one million percent’ sure he’ll beat Deontay Wilder https://t.co/bHhT7N08W2

[Jonathan Taube @jonathan_taube]

@SingingCompany Back in my day meme'ing this hard would have led to censure and a fine. Looks like the company's gone soft on crime in it's seductive drive to engage the millennial consumer. Well played... Gotta respect the hustle.

[Jonathan Taube @jonathan_taube]

@TheMMAPodcast Right on. I appreciate the response. God bless.

[Jonathan Taube @jonathan_taube]

@TheMMAPodcast Is my podcatcher messed up or are you guys not doing episodes anymore?

[Jonathan Taube @jonathan_taube]

@SA_CSLD ”Prayer makes common things holy and secular things, sacred. It receives things from God with thanksgiving and hallows them with thankful hearts, and devoted service." - E.M. Bounds

[Jonathan Taube @jonathan_taube]

@SA_CSLD "Prayer is not simply to get things from God, but to make those things holy, which already have been received from Him. It is not merely to get a blessing, but also to be able to give a blessing.“ - E.M. Bounds

I love his works on prayer. Thanks for sharing!

[Jonathan Taube @jonathan_taube]

A-Rod is simply insufferable. Please just stop talking. #NLWildCard

[Jonathan Taube @jonathan_taube]

Why does Bote tweaking over Russel's amazing defensive skills look like @Enzanebeat scoping out the THQ luncheon menu?

[MLB @MLB]

“Tag you’re it!”

-@javy23baez, probably 😂

[Ivy Envy @IvyEnvy]

After the Zobrist groundout in the 9th, the Cubs' win expectancy was 1.9%.

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

Your contributions to the #Blackhawks will never be forgotten. We’ve watched you hoist three Stanley Cups with our team, and you will forever be connected to the Blackhawks.

On behalf of our entire organization, thank you Marian Hossa!