Jonathan Ankney

Husband & father of two. Actuary & consultant. 5X Marathoner. Chicago sports & #Illini sympathizer. Music lover. @LakeEffect_LLC investor.

[Jonathan Ankney @jonathanankney]

I’m the type of guy that’s going two consecutive nights. Does that earn me an additional Pooh level up?

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

The final 12.6 seconds of Bulls-Lakers 🤯

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@davemeltzerWON happy shared birthday! I’m 50 today, which I believe makes you 65? Hope you have an outstanding day, Dave! Thanks for all that you do.

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@harvilla @THEBETHS As long as no 🦀 🦀 🦀 were adhesed to the fish without anybody’s knowledge, everything’ll be hunky-dory

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@onepeloton you need to fix this software glitch ASAP, @ChicagobLeN agrees

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Proteins consumed today, in order: smoked salmon, spicy tuna, edamame, 🐙, prosciutto, 🐇 #surfandturf

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@Steven_Hyden thanks for putting @slowpulpband on my radar, saw them wrap up their tour @ThaliaHallChi last night with a terrific set!

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Wordle 643 2/6

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@ProperJam Only thing you can do is buddy tape that little piggy to one of its neighbors

[Drainmaker @TheDrainmaker]

Rick Ross said... YOU A BIG MOTHAFUCKA.

Make this man a permanent AEW character right now.

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Jonathan, the world's oldest tortoise, marks his 190th with fanfare and salad cake https://t.co/bogziNjrcD

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@metraUPNW #confusionanddelay

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@FranziaMom My stepfather looks just like David Bowie
But he hates David Bowie
I think Bowie's cool
I think Lodger rules
I think my step dad's a fool

[Camp Trash @camp_trash]

Holy shit

[AEW Out Of Content @zerocontextAEW]

#AEW

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@omfgroflcopter Mortifyingly humbled by the “I LIKE BEER” guy 😫

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@snowellet Yay, I didn’t mess up!

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Super cool

[CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil @CBSEveningNews]

BIOLAB BUGS: One of the biggest threats to the nation’s food supply are invasive insects and plants that can destroy entire ecosystems. That’s why one company created this innovative plan: lab-grown killer bugs.

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

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@camp_trash x @snowellet 🤯