jonathan brunner

easy breezy beautiful cover girl

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when i was a kid i always thought crazytown was a real place

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for halloween i'm being an invisible guy

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girls don't like boys, girls like harry styles and crying

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@JohnCena where are you though? i can't see you

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drinking in the old west must have been crazy. just getting hammered and drunk driving 35 miles on a horse

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telling me to think for myself is the worst advice anyone can give me

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in LA “let’s get coffee sometime” means both hello and goodbye

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i gotta feeling the swifties are gonna jan 6 the umg offices

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i straight up can't walk out of ulta without smelling like 5 different kinds of awesome

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tbh i would totally destroy jason street in murderball

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i thought i saw bryan stars on ventura blvd but it turns out it was just some crackhead in an aeropostale shirt asking for change

[jonathan brunner @jonathanbrunner]

"thank u for ur service" - me talking to a service dog

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tbh i would be quite annoyed if someone gave me a partridge in a pear tree

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i remember one time i drank a four loko outside of the white house

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it's all fun and games until your oversized t shirts start fitting

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@SannyDamet i was waiting for someone to say that

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@LittleHurt my moms follows me on here so i cant talk

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one of the biggest things i have learned while living in LA is that my right nostril is ticklish but my left nostril is not

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the concept of self help is insane. you’re trusting ME to help ME???

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looking back it’s honestly amazing that i did age 7 completely sober