ʎoɥƆ uɐɥʇɐuoſ

Either you know me, or you don't. And that's fine with me.

[ʎoɥƆ uɐɥʇɐuoſ @jonathanchoy]

jfc, the past tense of "tie" (as in, to tie your shoes, or to tie a string, or even the metaphorical to tie off a bag of trash) is "tied." Not "tie-ed". Where the heck do these ppl "learn" English from?

[ʎoɥƆ uɐɥʇɐuoſ @jonathanchoy]

the "AC" stands for "Atlantic Coast" 🤣 I'm sure there's a geography or global-warming joke to be made here.

[The ACC @theACC]

The ACC welcomes Cal, SMU and Stanford to the league in 2024!

Read more: https://t.co/9vhMMdDCq1

[ʎoɥƆ uɐɥʇɐuoſ @jonathanchoy]

Connections
Puzzle #78
🟩🟪🟨🟦
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Uh oh...there's a new(ish) game in town...

[ʎoɥƆ uɐɥʇɐuoſ @jonathanchoy]

tells you what the DJT thinks of his supporters that the "Never surrender" swag is accompanied by a picture of him literally surrendering.🤯(also, I see the phrase "never surrender" and picture the Power Rangers for some reason 🤣

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Donald Trump is selling mugshot merch

[ʎoɥƆ uɐɥʇɐuoſ @jonathanchoy]

And at 1 wk back, my (immediate) fam has been testing negative w/o symptoms. Said sis-in-law's 6-year-old tested ➕ on Monday, and was sent to school yesterday (Wed) anyway, because #covidiots 🙄. my mom-in-law (flew maskless too) also has symptoms. Masks work, people.

[ʎoɥƆ uɐɥʇɐuoſ @jonathanchoy]

so...three days back from asia and my sis-in-law and her 3-year-old have tested positive for covid (& from what i hear, feel like 💩). bro-in-law suspects the kid on our plane who was coughing up a lung and struggling to breathe. 🤞🤞 that my fam w/😷😷😷 come out ok.

[ʎoɥƆ uɐɥʇɐuoſ @jonathanchoy]

bruh. so on this Titanic ride of the last week, which school is the violin, which the viola, and which are the cello and bass? 😂

[On3 @On3]

As it stands now, the Pac-12 Conference is down to 4 teams in 2024😳

[ʎoɥƆ uɐɥʇɐuoſ @jonathanchoy]

why yes, i did just drop a whole bunch of @united miles on full-flight wi-fi access, but only because i know my kids will transfer access to their phones while i nap later, so i get my full flight's money worth.

[ʎoɥƆ uɐɥʇɐuoſ @jonathanchoy]

is the Imperial Palace in Tokyo really
closed on Fridays, or were they just messing with us tourists?

[ʎoɥƆ uɐɥʇɐuoſ @jonathanchoy]

I totally did not need to 💸💸 to fly to 🇯🇵 to be miserable in the stupid 🥵 weather and hang out with extended family. Could have just booked hotels in soCal, flown there and relied on uber and the LA metro for everything, and put the extra cash toward the kids' college funds.

[ʎoɥƆ uɐɥʇɐuoſ @jonathanchoy]

@starscal 🤫🤐🤐🤐🤫🤫

[ʎoɥƆ uɐɥʇɐuoſ @jonathanchoy]

omg. the lack of boundaries. 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[ʎoɥƆ uɐɥʇɐuoſ @jonathanchoy]

So if I'm understanding this: in consecutive days, #SCOTUS has ruled that universities (and by extension, employers) *can't* "discriminate" against applicants, but that website designers (and by extension, services) *can* discriminate against clients? 🤯 https://t.co/YS6V7ru7DF

[ʎoɥƆ uɐɥʇɐuoſ @jonathanchoy]

"Travel turns us into the worst version of ourselves while convincing us that we’re at our best. Call this the traveller’s delusion." Oh man, do I feel this about my upcoming family vacation...social media has only made it worse. https://t.co/RpxKVbuumn

[ʎoɥƆ uɐɥʇɐuoſ @jonathanchoy]

now that ppl at work are no longer masking up en masse, i realise that i will miss the days of not worrying about how to avoid smelling co-workers' breath when they ask questions from way too close while i'm drinking my coffee at my desk. 🦨

[ʎoɥƆ uɐɥʇɐuoſ @jonathanchoy]

Is that blue/white airplane that just flew over my neighbourhood in the general vicinity of Moffett Field in Mountain View CA Air Force 1???

[ʎoɥƆ uɐɥʇɐuoſ @jonathanchoy]

@starscal a twtr clone, or rather, one of many potential successors waiting for the main twtr to fail. there's just no critical mass at any alt twtr yet to encourage ppl to leave/migrate imho.

[ʎoɥƆ uɐɥʇɐuoſ @jonathanchoy]

So, apparently activity on T2 social is picking up. they even gave me invites to send out. but i'm not the type of person to hype a social network when i mostly use it to lurk. yet if no one i know is there, there's nothing to lurk. i'm confused.

[ʎoɥƆ uɐɥʇɐuoſ @jonathanchoy]

currently in line at a pretty full hospital pharmacy, and i'm one of only four people wearing a mask. it's a hospital. there's sickness everywhere. not just covid. i dont get it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[ʎoɥƆ uɐɥʇɐuoſ @jonathanchoy]

"You can have the greatest toe drag in the world but if your head is always down, you're the easiest poke check ever" (seen on a reddit thread and I can think of two or three guys that this applies to 🤣)