Jonathan Crites

Happily married to @CristenCrites, father to Lincoln, Henry, William and Elizabeth. Member @NeartownChurch. Kids go to @tcsHouston. Live in Oak Forest. #HOU

[Just Baseball @JustBB_Media]

Isaac Paredes has hit 100 home runs in his career

He hasn’t gone oppo ONCE 🤯

[Jonathan Crites @JonathanCrites]

@aelfred_D Read it for the first time a couple years ago- couldn’t believe how good it was

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

Everyone forgets that we have an epic poem, in English, that is actually phenomenal they were just maybe made to read it too young

[Jonathan Crites @JonathanCrites]

@TheCinesthetic In this scenario I still love Fellowship the most, but the point about the Oscars is a good one

[Jonathan Crites @JonathanCrites]

@LizWolfeReason We add to the above: 'stay in your seat' for our 4. And our kids have eaten out around our city for their entire lives.

[MLB @MLB]

There are no homers (or hits) against the Astros in this video!

[Chandler Rome @Chandler_Rome]

Per Elias, Alimber Santa is the first pitcher since 1900 to be involved in a no-hitter during his major-league debut.

[Houston Astros @astros]

HISTORY MADE.

#ChaseTheFight x @budweiserusa

[Daniel C. Green | The Eagle Eye @TheEagleyeNews]

I think we need to build this.

I designed this below image, representing Lewis and Clark on the Mississippi in the style of Argonath.

At $1 Billion or more, I think it can be done.

[Jonathan Crites @JonathanCrites]

My answer as well

[Figure it out @TaylorMLentz]

@HawkEmDownChris Kenny Lofton was my goat

[🇺🇸 The American Culturist 🇺🇸 @MericaCulture]

Reject the self-help slop.

Embrace the Great Man biography.

[WMJS @booksandbbq]

Lonesome Dove was better than everyone said.

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

“So you spent $650 on the GROND Lego?”

“GROND…GROND…GROND”

“Sir….”

“GROND….GROND….GROND”

“Okay, caller I’m hanging up.”

“Wait…I’m losing my house Dave and my wife left.”

[Jonathan Crites @JonathanCrites]

@PaulAnleitner 100%

[Jonathan Crites @JonathanCrites]

@GamewithDave

[Jonathan Crites @JonathanCrites]

@SWT_Channel @NightdiveStudio Yes

[Jonathan Crites @JonathanCrites]

Incredible 😂

I loved this song on the arcade version

[Groom & Ghoul @GroomAndGhoul]

31 years ago, the Sega Saturn launched in the US along with Daytona USA. In case you’ve never seen this, here is Takenobu Mitsuyoshi, the voice behind the Daytona USA classic banger “Let’s Go Away”. Enjoy!

#retrogaming #sega

[Kyle Becker @kylenabecker]

BREAKING: Victor Wembayama has become the first immigrant to be ejected from Minnesota

[Jonathan Crites @JonathanCrites]

@frankmikesmith Nice! My friends at work play MapTap everyday, going to add this one to the rotation. GeoSports · May 8th
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848 / 1,000
https://t.co/t9DekfQk1e

[Jonathan Crites @JonathanCrites]

@machinegames stoked!