Jonathan D

Politics, technology and misanthropy. Craft beer wanker. Works in InfoSec. Mostly on Instagram. (

[Jonathan D @jonathand]

So @MikeSimensky and I made a film about the history of our long-closed hometown cinema, the Metro/Majestic in Ashton-under-Lyne: https://t.co/y4MlMKT8zG

[Jonathan D @jonathand]

@giffgaff I'm sorry but this is SO unethical, completely hiding the "No thanks" button until you realise you have to scroll down. Trying to trick people into switching from the £12 rolling plan to the £12 contract for 18-months.

[spor @sporadica]

Bro gets a $1 trillion pay package and hours later he’s using his AI to imagine someone telling him “I love you”

It really ain’t about the money if you don’t have love and someone to share it with. if this ain’t proof, I don’t know what is.

[Jonathan D @jonathand]

@discoveryplusUK It's a paid for streaming service. Either let us pay for no ads, or remove them. You're giving us no choice.

[Jonathan D @jonathand]

@discoveryplusUK You've suddenly gone from zero ads, to more ads than anything else I stream on any platform. Just been shown the same Amazon ad ten times during one show. Will be cancelling if this continues.

[Jonathan D @jonathand]

@discoveryplusUK That was not my complaint at all. My complaint was going from zero ads to now a tonne of ads. And these being randomly interspersed into the show, sometimes in the middle of people's sentences. I'll be cancelling soon.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

[Jonathan D @jonathand]

@oudbethansel @wakeywakeybrew So good.

[Jonathan D @jonathand]

"Wow, look at this AI-generated action figure I've made of myself..."

[Jonathan D @jonathand]

@_lochness Hope it's gone well, pal.

[Jonathan D @jonathand]

@MikeSimensky @elearning_guy Bahahahahahahahahah

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

#DOOM is now playable in a PDF file 🎮

[Chris Dillow @CJFDillow]

Blogged: there are two political agendas - one on how to improve the real world and another dealing in fantasies and crank issues, and the latter is dominant: https://t.co/5mkq9IFWTj

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[driving]
my astigmatism shows me the light of angels in every street lamp and headlight.

*sees your red brake lights ahead of me* but the Devil remains nearby,

*starts to speed up* I am the Sword of God

[Jonathan D @jonathand]

Why'd they have to come for me like that.

[Jonathan D @jonathand]

Been saying for ages this is a bubble and I will continue to do so until it pops.

[The Information Pimp @BirdRespecter]

Open AI is operating at a 5 billion dollar loss in 2024, its running on stolen training data for which it is facing multiple lawsuits, and that training data is already redundant. This entire dogshit industry is a house of cards that will collapse within a year or two

[Jonathan D @jonathand]

@CavernOf There's a reason you're my favourite bar in the world. ❤️

[Jonathan D @jonathand]

@PolicyOfTruth95 Smoke signals.

[Jonathan D @jonathand]

@PolicyOfTruth95 Fuck off, foetus.