Jonathan Lander

Technology and turnaround investor, founder and CEO of Volvere plc.

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@HeathrowAirport How about actually answering your customer service line? I have been waiting over two weeks for the refund of over £500 over-charging by you for parking. Appalling customer service.

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@HeathrowAirport Can I have a number to call Heathrow parking? Your site has crashed four times but still charged me.

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@ii_couk @abrdn_plc They gave a “reason”. It has been “sitting on a manager’s desk for signature”. Why? “Account is bigger than average”. That is not a reason for treating customers less well. Now why would @ii-couk not want to lose a larger account in November? Were they for sale? Surely not.

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@ii_couk @abrdn_plc The service from @ii_couk is disgraceful. I have been trying to move an account away from them for over two months. You are a hostage and they don't call you back. Poor, mistaken @abrdn_plc.

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@Collinson How about actually answering emails or having someone on your chatbot? The customer service is truly awful.

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@ST_Business @ii_couk Their customer service is an absolute joke. I am disgusted by this company and would never recommend anyone using the services of @ii_couk .

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@ii_couk @ii_co Amazingly not long after this tweet the money was repaid. More than 2 weeks after I asked for it back. No reason or explanation. Is your award for holding clients hostage? @ii_couk

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Congratulations to the new Health Secretary @sajidjavid. Can I have my 50p now please?

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Volvere trading statement out this morning. Good performance in food manufacturing but financial distress not as wide as we expected in wider economy. The effect of government support schemes? #Volvere #VLE

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@fwyburd not my content, so unfortunately I cannot!

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If you want to read my interview about #Volvere's food investment strategy on #NutritionInvestor, you can find it here. It is subscription only, but there is a 30-day free trial: https://t.co/QtS94n8ba3

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@Nigel_Farage Boohoo. Nasty bullies in the playground? Does Nigel not want to come out to play any more? Grow up Nigel and face the reality that #NoDealBrexit will be a real disaster for real people in the UK. #DotheDeal

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Another lockdown and a no-deal Brexit are going to inflict real pain on businesses and individuals alike. One of these is avoidable. #DotheDeal

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@BorisJohnson Pursuing a no-deal Brexit shows a lack of understanding for all the people who try very hard to make the UK a great place to live and work. "Sovereignty" with no tangible benefits is a gross misrepresentation of the future. Do the deal.

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Delighted to announce Volvere #VLE raised £10m today in an over-subscribed placing from existing and new shareholders. Onwards and upwards!

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A great #NaughyVegan review from #ThoseVeganGuys https://t.co/pB4QRoshZ7

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#NaughtyVegan in the freezer cabinet at #Morrisons. First review here: https://t.co/wVTcBUAMrD

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Volvere #VLE interims out this morning. Pies outperformed desserts again. No surprises except perhaps #NaughtyVegan launches! https://t.co/DdutldbS1m . Comfort food for Brexit and Covid-19 stress. Keep well!

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A big rise in stocks since 21 April, but I think some sector valuations are now too optimistic. We are seeing a rise in investment proposals but the problem is knowing when demand will return. Do you fancy a beer wearing a mask, 2m apart? No vaccine, no good outcome.