His darkness 👑

Thoughts are things.
These are usually thoughts that I would share with myself, but I thought fuck it.🫠
Death to the pessimistic mindstate.
Pray EVERYDAY!!

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

Mimi naye talking stage ilinishinda, sasa nitasema nini after telling you where I live wewe msichana mjinga?

[Eric @amerix]

When you are broke, nobody calls you

But the moment some coins land in your pocket, you begin receiving funny-funny calls from random girls.

Don't accept.

Switch off your phone and sleep.

The devil is a liar.

Refuse!

[👹 @PapaSayds]

Future Captain.
#KM37

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

“What are your intentions with my daughter?”

Me:

[Aries⚡️ @badlikearies]

reason why I don’t make use of my phone in the bus😭💔

[4🫪4 @SheHatesKunn]

Bitches want you to be enthusiastic about sending them money and that’s the funniest part

[unstoppable @unstoppable_nrg]

🔴

[Mideva @hurricanemideva]

Can’t even judge mwenye amekuja kutafuta missing marks na mzazi🤣

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

Budgeting with clean money

[SëNN👽 @senn03]

Jana nimekula kwa morio wangu akatoa till number chini ya kiti akanishow niweke one sigisti hapo. Mamayee

[Ronnie Otieno @ronnieonly]

Just saw someone as stubborn as me.

[🧋 @borrrielo]

major cheat code in life; ask for the biggg unreasonable things. the universe meet you at your level of audacity.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Carrick ball vs City & Arsenal last season was BEAUTIFUL...

[🧛🏽‍♀️ @almahreign]

Kuna mtu atakua cheated on from Friday jioni to Sunday jioni and it's not me

[Every Movie Plug @everymovieplug]

The greatest two step verification of all time 🤣

[𝚂𝙽𝙸𝙿𝙴𝙳™ @Cnyped]

A guy takes out a coyote hunting his sheep with a thermal-scoped sniper rifle

[ena_24k(blue tick) @emmas_crazy]

why do parents always think u joined bad gang, mummy im the bad gang and they joined me 😭😂

[Big1 @hotb69]

You gotta be 1 ugly ass bitch for me to tell you I have a gf.

[Eric @amerix]

Kuna deal nangojea,

Iki-ivana tu hivi,

Nitakuchapia ni kusort.

Dough zimekwama hapo.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Kobbie's smile after Carrick praised him �