Jonathan

Life is like a bull in a China shop, trying to figure out what the fuck EXIT means.

[Jonathan @jonathanhaley82]

@Rainmaker1973 Powerstone

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@elonmusk @grok Hal

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@CityNewsTO This just in: Canadians are stupid idiots. More at 5:00.

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@larryvc Thanks for all you do @larryvc

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@esaagar Did you only just discover what click bait is? Bro your numbers are about to be lit.

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@elonmusk Is this the recall?

[Jonathan @jonathanhaley82]

🦭u💰🫴

[Jonathan @jonathanhaley82]

@business @opinion Probably your intern should compose their tweets absent of brainrot verbiage.

[Jonathan @jonathanhaley82]

@TheRoaringKitty WE RIDE TO VALHALLA!!!!!!

[Jonathan @jonathanhaley82]

@elonmusk My farts

[Jonathan @jonathanhaley82]

@AmazingRaceChip Philanthropist. That’s rich.

[Jonathan @jonathanhaley82]

@WIRED Breaking: People are easily mesmerized.

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@ryancohen Preach!

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@dlauer @vladtenev @dlauer 🫡

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@elonmusk Derp

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@xDaily Why would prosecutors reveal X is frequently helping the state? That’s counter-productive to their ends. This is what gaslighting looks like.

[Jonathan @jonathanhaley82]

@GameStop Henry Cavill as Toad

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@elonmusk Should have just tried lifting your mom. Boom. Roasted.

[Jonathan @jonathanhaley82]

@itswooch @elonmusk @unusual_whales You’re doing the lord’s work

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@BrockRiddickIFB Not all heroes wear capes or whatever.