Jonathan Hanover

Pastor with the spiritual gift of beardedness. Finally, there's someone who tweets sporadically about faith, theology and football (soccer) all in one place.

[Jonathan Hanover @jonathanhanover]

@TesiaLee @dfwatson3 No, it's okay. He says he feels really bad about it. That makes it all okay, right?

[Jonathan Hanover @jonathanhanover]

@nocontextfm1 I keep convincing myself I can make Brandon Williams into a serviceable emergency fullback. I cannot.

[Jonathan Hanover @jonathanhanover]

@nocontextfm1 Ruud van Nistelrooy, and always because he never played the players j loaned him the promised amount, and refused to do anything about it in subsequent meetings.

[Jonathan Hanover @jonathanhanover]

I want my loan manager to be like the love child of an NBA Hall of Fame center and a Super Bowl winning coach. Bingo. #FM26

[Jonathan Hanover @jonathanhanover]

@dbschreiner

[FM Scout @fmscout]

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[Jonathan Hanover @jonathanhanover]

@nocontextfm1 My games are usually backed up by the sounds of my screaming, crying, threatening to never play again, etc. Why mess with that?

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

REPOST THIS for a chance to win this autographed baseball by Bubba Chandler.

Presented by @sheetz

[Jonathan Hanover @jonathanhanover]

So what we've learned from this is the way for Everton to avoid penalties is just to let the ball go into the net without defending. Gotcha.

[NBC Sports Soccer @NBCSportsSoccer]

"It's the fact that Tarkowski leans towards the ball."

Paul Burmeister and Danny Higginbotham break down the handball call that saw Leeds secure victory against Everton.

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

REPOST THIS for a chance to win a @NewEraCap Players' Weekend 59FIFTY Cap!

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

REPOST THIS for a chance to win this @NewEraCap Independence Day 59FIFTY Cap!

[Jonathan Hanover @jonathanhanover]

Hey @Meta since you don't allow any other way for me to contact you. My daughter signed up for an account today to keep in touch with friends before a move. Before she even set up the account, she was permanently banned with no appeal. Really? This is how you do business?

[Jonathan Hanover @jonathanhanover]

Dyche knows you have to score goals to win, right?

'If I went there and played my way, we'd win more games' - Sean Dyche insists he could rescue Manchester United | https://t.co/MOFJXMWhEO US https://t.co/vggoRmAFgk

[Jonathan Hanover @jonathanhanover]

Today is the day I have been dreading. @andorofficial has been amazing. Rivaling the original trilogy for the best Star Wars. But today it ends, and we'll never get more.

[Jonathan Hanover @jonathanhanover]

When I first started to enjoy wrestling, Sabu was a huge part of that. Stood out from everyone else. An absolute legend.

[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

AEW and the wrestling world mourns the passing of Sabu.

From barbed wire battles to unforgettable high-risk moments, Sabu gave everything to professional wrestling.

Our thoughts are with his family, his friends and his fans.

[Jonathan Hanover @jonathanhanover]

@DrewBMcIntyre

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@DrewBMcIntyre

[Jonathan Hanover @jonathanhanover]

Dunning-Kruger effect is real, people.

Mia Khalifa Blasts Hyper-Religious Adults: “It’s a Sign of Low Intelligence, Not Enlightenment” https://t.co/gaEDW8BLOH via @@Yahoo

[Jonathan Hanover @jonathanhanover]

Everton under Dyche this season: 3 wins in 19 games.

Everton under Moyes this season: 4 wins in 6 games.

Tell me again that PSR was the problem....