Jonathan Healey

A man trying to stay ahead of his life and keep a sense of humour whilst doing it.

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-14.5 through Long Marston this morning. Passed a man (possibly a lunatic) on a bicycle - thinking his brain was frozen over

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He's less than 2 years old, but my boy knows to raise his hands when we worship in church. Such a proud dad

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#happybdaybritney: our culture summed up in one person

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This is what a traffic stopping blizzard looks like. No movement for 10 minutes. http://tl.gd/78ge1m

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Right blizzard happening now. Winter seems to be taking itself seriously this year

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View our Barrett Steel: Making Steel Sexy video at http://tinyurl.com/2upsbzh Just previewed at the #cimcig

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Amazing! Apart from Pilgrims Progress, John Bunyan wrote another 57 books - despite 12 years lost 2 prison, a church 2 pastor & early death

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10 minutes out of London and the fog starts and the 3G signal goes 1990's on me

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Heard on Radio 4: "Success is loads of fun, but it is very time consuming"

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It is official. I am the world's best brother and I have a certificate to prove it

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The Black Keys awesome live! Ears still ringing; bed beckons.

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Inspired by the life, work and attitude of Seebohm Rowntree. A man who changed all our lives for the better - especially the poor

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Ironic website: http://superior-web-solutions.com

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Wish this cold would go away. I'm tired of sounding like a comedy Tom Waits

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Photo booths and toddlers don't mix well. Passport photo rejected. Parents dejected. Boy exhausted.

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Deep sleep ruined by faulty #premierinn hotel fire alarm. Trying to get back to sleep, but the adrenaline is still going

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Run for cover! Throw your head back and cackle with laughter... The sister is coming to visit. Hooray!!

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Manchester city centre roads during Labour party conference... Booooo!

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Hist Channel says Stonehenge was used 4 human sacrifice with arrows whilst in a drum-induced trance. Whatever will they come up with next?

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As parents we make huge sacrifices for our children such as: MJ refuses to brush his teeth unless it's with my toothbrush...