jonathanheng

Desperately seeking the perfect spicy guacamole recipe. Life long learner...playing the latest MMO...still a noob. Views are very much my own.

[jonathanheng @jonathanheng]

@NaomiBashkansky Do you want Neuromancer because this is how we get Neuromancer

[jonathanheng @jonathanheng]

@British_Airways My family seating was separated on a long haul flight for no valid operational reason. And no, it wasn’t an upgrade. This, after I PAID (substantially) to sit together. Quickest route to discuss this is online chat…sometime soon. Really?

[AshutoshShrivastava @ai_for_success]

This prompt will make your ChatGPT go completely savage 😂

[Christopher Voss @fbinegotiator]

To view people as “right wing” or “left wing,” despite how they may classify themselves, is a disservice to your conversation.

You walk in with preconceived notions instead of an intent to understand and collaborate.

People are meant to be connected—not boxed up into categories.

[Christopher Voss @fbinegotiator]

Where you see an enemy, I see a potential collaborator.

That’s why you dread the conversation while I relish the challenge.

[Christopher Voss @fbinegotiator]

Curiosity and anger cannot coexist.

When you become angry at people, it is essential that you become deeply curious about their motivations and behaviors.

Instead of reacting, ask questions.

And gradually, on your quest to understand what is happening, you will find that your anger has disappeared—and your urge to react is completely gone.

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

My advice, for what it’s worth: try not to be distracted by the faintly discourteous, the mildly incompetent, the harmlessly obnoxious. Roll with the delayed trains, dropped litter and misused apostrophes. Save your powder for the truly malevolent creatures now stalking the land.

[jonathanheng @jonathanheng]

@Buehlmeister “Accuse your enemy of what your are doing, while you are doing it, to create confusion.” - Joseph Goebbels

[jonathanheng @jonathanheng]

Can confirm @Chipotle bowls getting lighter. Got this yesterday at the drive thru

[Waivly @Waivly]

This is undoubtedly the investigation of our lifetime 😅

Analysts at Wells Fargo bought 75 identical Chipotle burrito bowls to compare their weight

Turns out, those portion problems are no joke

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

When the tables have turned.. 😂

[jonathanheng @jonathanheng]

VMware Puts the Power of Generative AI Within Reach of Any Enterprise https://t.co/iX6RDq2WN2

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Last Chance to Register for Las Vegas. See you at The Party! https://t.co/Y8kihHQ4Ua

[jonathanheng @jonathanheng]

Why, Texas?

[The Associated Press @AP]

A man has been found not guilty of breaking a law against feeding homeless people in Houston, concluding the first trial to be held after dozens of tickets were issued against volunteers for the group Food Not Bombs. https://t.co/g6qCgajNOE

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Exclusive Sneak Peek: VMware Explore 2023 Backpack 👀 https://t.co/LfmOU1Brai

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The Top Sessions and Tutorials at VMware Explore 2023 Las Vegas You Can’t Miss https://t.co/2aYzdKZAfN

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@Buehlmeister Thanks for the heads up. Bullet. Dodged.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Over the last two decades, more school-age children have died from guns than on-duty police officers and active duty military combined.

Think about that.

Congress, the time to pass stronger gun safety reforms is now.

[jonathanheng @jonathanheng]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@UptownSpitMom @IanColdwater Unlikely

[jonathanheng @jonathanheng]

Welp, it's not all sunshine and unicorns in AI-land. Just for kicks, I asked ChatGPT4 to write a pithy, introductory email (think prospecting or recruiting) to an industry executive....
@Adam_Karpiak will understand