Jonathan Stone - Sith Acolyte Darth Iratis

#GraphicDesigner, #Illustrator, aspiring #Writer, #ContentCreator & #geek currently residing in #MTL. Host/producer of #TNVPodcast / @TheNerdyVenoms.

[Jonathan Stone - Sith Acolyte Darth Iratis @jonathanjstone0]

From here on out, anyone I see with a #BlueCheckMark coming on this bird app with their stupid shit that they are calling "Free Speech" is automatically getting this meme as a response.

I don't make the rules.

[Jonathan Stone - Sith Acolyte Darth Iratis @jonathanjstone0]

@charlieINTEL Me upon reading this...

[Jonathan Stone - Sith Acolyte Darth Iratis @jonathanjstone0]

(Cont.) Please guide this team to continue their method - Maaaaan - to victory, bring the mother f'n ruckus to San Antonio, and shame on those who doubt their ability to bring the championship home. It really can be all so simple.

Amen.

#NBAFinals

[Jonathan Stone - Sith Acolyte Darth Iratis @jonathanjstone0]

And now we pray.

We pray and say thanks for the blessings from Our brother apostles from Staten (@WuTangClan).

May their blessings continue to guide the Knicks to triumphant victory, while making sure that the San Antonio Spurs continue to Protect They Neck. (Cont.)

#NBAFinals

[Jonathan Stone - Sith Acolyte Darth Iratis @jonathanjstone0]

"Damn, dude... I fucked up. I got her pregnant, and wants to keep the baby. I don't know what to do, bro."

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

In a Japanese zoo, famous male gorilla Kiyomasa was filmed sinking into deep thought after a quarrel with his partner.

[Jonathan Stone - Sith Acolyte Darth Iratis @jonathanjstone0]

A nun used holy water to bless MSG.

We need more after a certain person showed up on Monday: lots of sage, Krishna's blessings, voodoo rituals, blessings from Budha and shinto priests, some Lenni-Lenape and do a few dances... And a few Wiccans for good measure.

#NBAFINALS

[Jonathan Stone - Sith Acolyte Darth Iratis @jonathanjstone0]

@jondelarroz A shit-bag, wife-beating, anger-grifting, misogynist, deep-in-the-closet gay man calling me a shill bot farm...

[Jonathan Stone - Sith Acolyte Darth Iratis @jonathanjstone0]

@jondelarroz ... You can't really be this obtuse, you wife-beating cunt. It has to be yet another grift.

[Jonathan Stone - Sith Acolyte Darth Iratis @jonathanjstone0]

Kim K out here giving off disappointed villain energy at the #MonacoGrandPrix #F1 race over the weekend.

[Jonathan Stone - Sith Acolyte Darth Iratis @jonathanjstone0]

Now, I don't know about everyone else... But I only forsee the spirits getting woken up/pissed off with these lights and sounds going off every 15 minutes. https://t.co/W7l43u2IVD

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Hollywood has spent nearly $600 million trying to bring Matt Damon home.

Have they considered maybe he just doesn’t want to come back?

[Jonathan Stone - Sith Acolyte Darth Iratis @jonathanjstone0]

And now, my review of #MastersOfTheUniverse:

So much processed cheesey goodness I wish I had tortilla chips to make nachos.

[Jonathan Stone - Sith Acolyte Darth Iratis @jonathanjstone0]

#HotTake: after the (expected) disappointing #FIFA #WorldCup2026 in North America, the board finally stops allowing the corrupt nonsense of Gianni Infantino and force him to "step down."

[Jonathan Stone - Sith Acolyte Darth Iratis @jonathanjstone0]

@jondelarroz You! You are the biggest down grade when it comes to CIS hetero men, you wife beating, grifter cunt!!!

[David @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch

[Jonathan Stone - Sith Acolyte Darth Iratis @jonathanjstone0]

@ellad3vi We see him post this ish and sarcastically while saying " Be quiet everyone, the Honorary Albanian is talking..." 🤣

[Jonathan Stone - Sith Acolyte Darth Iratis @jonathanjstone0]

@arjunswritings @USAmbCanada So you're basically calling yourself a traitor... because you're sure asbhell not a patriot.

[Jonathan Stone - Sith Acolyte Darth Iratis @jonathanjstone0]

I had such high hopes for this man last year... He has done nothing but disappoint me the last couple of months.

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

We just launched Canada’s new AI Strategy: AI For All. 

We’re taking control of our future — with AI that’s governed by Canadian values, AI that’s accountable to Canadians, and AI that serves all Canadians.

[Jonathan Stone - Sith Acolyte Darth Iratis @jonathanjstone0]

@finestlibyan I think you answered your own question.

[Jonathan Stone - Sith Acolyte Darth Iratis @jonathanjstone0]

@Grummz Can you fucking grifters just admit that you are closeted gay misogynists and call it a day? Y'all can be exhausting with all this fake anger and hatred for anyone with a vagina.

[Jonathan Stone - Sith Acolyte Darth Iratis @jonathanjstone0]

@jondelarroz Definitely not beating that misogynist closeted gay man who assults their beards charge here, cunt.