jonathan kitchen

#Photographer and retoucher based in London.

[jonathan kitchen @jonathankitchen]

@dhlexpressuk waiting all day for a collection. Can’t even check your system online. When are you coming ? Must I wait in for days ? Very upset with this company.

[jonathan kitchen @jonathankitchen]

@MarioNawfal something has to be done as it has been unfettered in its harvesting of data and images to create profit is threatening everyone's ability to earn going forward.

[Alex O'Connor @CosmicSkeptic]

Send trolley problem memes (but make them actually interesting)

[jonathan kitchen @jonathankitchen]

@RaoulGMI Totally unimpressed. How would this be useful. Maybe to school kinder garden children ?

[jonathan kitchen @jonathankitchen]

@davidvance Do they make coffins for people who are square

[jonathan kitchen @jonathankitchen]

Tentacles of the control system have hit the #theworkhouse #brixworth. They don’t take cash anymore. I won’t be coming here again.

[jonathan kitchen @jonathankitchen]

@davidvance Low testosterone probably.

[jonathan kitchen @jonathankitchen]

@Rich_Cooper Even a giant can simp

[jonathan kitchen @jonathankitchen]

@waitrose market harborough. Your machine sucked up my 1 pound voucher and it never registered. It seems this whole voucher system is flawed. Can’t we just go to a points based system ?

[jonathan kitchen @jonathankitchen]

@icreatelife Hopelessness

[jonathan kitchen @jonathankitchen]

no one makes anything ! Its a joke surely , where is the craft .. in choosing a few words ? Your diminishing the hard work people have put in over years to become skilled at what they do.

[Adobe @Adobe]

@laurentiuTodie4 @creativecloud Can't wait to see what you make! ✨

[jonathan kitchen @jonathankitchen]

@Adobe The way this will work will be clients will pay less to employees as anyone can be a "creator" now you don't need to know the how to use @Adobe, @Autodesk, @Maxon products etc ... lol. just my opinion.

[jonathan kitchen @jonathankitchen]

@bbcnews is so biased. It talks about climate change crisis as if we all agree it to be true. It isn’t true it’s a lie.

[jonathan kitchen @jonathankitchen]

@BBCBreaking What a POS.

[jonathan kitchen @jonathankitchen]

@gaucho1980 @DALupton She is attention seeking. She gets off on it.

[jonathan kitchen @jonathankitchen]

@BurnsideNotTosh Well done ladies.

[jonathan kitchen @jonathankitchen]

@fullard_d @ScottishWidows Plenty of men also go home and cook and clean. I know for a fact. Men just work harder and take more risks in life.

[jonathan kitchen @jonathankitchen]

@BrugesGroup Two shit ones since her though. One lasted a very short amount of time.

[Carl Froch MBE @Carl_Froch]

Last thought of the day before I get some sleep.
@GaryLineker is an absolute moron.
He won’t see this because he blocked me years ago, so do me a favour and share it.
Thanks & good night 👊🏼😴

[jonathan kitchen @jonathankitchen]

@GaryLineker Fantastic news. Finally some action.