Jon

Gonna wake up every day and be the best clockmaker on Mars

[Jon @jonathanmaul]

It can always get worse.

[NIU Athletics @NIUAthletics]

Let's Go!

[Jon @jonathanmaul]

@MikeIsaac Lots of midwesterners (and therefore most Americans) put the emphasis on the second syllable of any given three syllable word when there’s an option.

[Jon @jonathanmaul]

@MikeIsaac Hell yeah buddy

[𝓡𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓼 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽’𝓵𝓵 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓐𝓼𝓼 @ass_beaters]

Let’s play a game of “Will he make it?”

[Jon @jonathanmaul]

@ByronTau These vibes

[MLB Cathedrals @MLBcathedrals]

Petco Park opened 20 years ago, today, and easily remains one of the top tier ballparks in baseball. #Padres

@Populous

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

On this day in 2004, America’s No. 1 Ballpark officially opened to Padres fans.

Happy 20th birthday, @PetcoPark! 🥳

[Jon @jonathanmaul]

Nailed me

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

getting in on the meta

[Jon @jonathanmaul]

@SwiftOnSecurity Honestly the pool robot is the number one labor saving innovation of the current century.

[Jon @jonathanmaul]

Did the social media team combine the post content with the instructions?

[NYPD Chief of Patrol @NYPDChiefPatrol]

Ty @ABC7NY @SandraBookman7 for another great conversation. Look forward to Sunday’s show. @NYPDnews for our new platform and voice. Our Team will keep NYers properly informed. Our Team will do it! The narrative will be void of dishonest entities who want to misinform our communities. Control the narrative, we work for the community.@NYPDDaughtry @NYPDnews @NYPDPC @NYCPBA @NYPDDaughtry

[Jon @jonathanmaul]

@SwiftOnSecurity Wait till you meet a one year old human

[The San Andreas Fault @sanandreafault]

I'm going to earthquake today, a big one

[Jon @jonathanmaul]

@SeanMBurns Is the theme song in the movie bc that’s the only part of the show I really remember

[Byron Tau @ByronTau]

Ill-fated CIA mission is the origin of the phrase "cannot confirm nor deny" in response to journalist FOIA requests for information about what the heck the Glomar Explorer was doing.

[Jon @jonathanmaul]

The only reason Carbondale is on the map and they know it

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

(Turn around)
Every now and then I get a little bit lonely
And you're never coming 'round...

[Jon @jonathanmaul]

@SwiftOnSecurity Name something teens do alone and I’ll show you the city ordinance that forbids it.

[Jon @jonathanmaul]

@SeanMBurns Very happy you’re still with us bud.

[Jon @jonathanmaul]

@Kahnighticus Nope, this is pure Josh.

[Jon @jonathanmaul]

@awinston So, road construction, parades, marathons, crash cleanup, and police investigations are “domestic terrorism” awesome.