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Act your wage

[Coastal Country Club @ccmembersonly]

I have a rule: I’m slow to trust anyone that wasn’t cool in high school. Not because being cool makes you trustworthy. It’s because NOT being cool during that time leaves most people with lifelong cope complexes that seep into everything they do, for the rest of their life.

[brother bernard @1philiswa]

spent one day with her and it was better than anything i’ve done with my girl in the past month

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

abeg if na you dey with my babe tell am make e read my message
I never chop since morning.

[big daddy Femi @femiwys]

after heat & poverty, the next thing I hate is public transport

[slim @agreatnati00n]

if I ever use 6 pics to say goodbye to a month something in me has died forever

[t @tumikeleps]

Spider-man isn’t special, I lost the loml too 😕🙄

[n @dyslexiccunt]

when they making a situationship day

[Victoria @cozyvictoria]

Someone sneezed so I said bless you & then I sneezed literally a minute later & she didn’t say it back. Be careful out there guys there’s a lot of evil spirited people walking among us in society

[Maybe: Papi Women Neglecter vol 5 @JuicegawdinPriv]

Barack ain’t have niggas hitting the Swanton Bomb off the couch 🤷🏽‍♂️

[William Guppy @w_guppy]

You can drink nothing and be mediocre, or you can drink heavily and be "a potentially brilliant mind ruined by alcohol".

[Nuesdaily @NuesDaily]

I avoid content designed to make me angry towards women like the plague, because that stuff slowly poisons your mind. Both genders are problematic and we all have legitimate grievances against each other. But at the end of the day, being angry and bitter doesn't help anyone.

[Beau @thecharmingbeau]

It's ok to embarrass yourself in pursuit of making a beautiful girl laugh

[RIO @seeka_brian]

I need a rematch with pure maths I was young

[Alexander McKenzie @mr_got_it_on]

"Wagwan alaykum"
"Wa alaykum agwan"
Has to be the tuffest salutation 😂😂😂😂

[𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀 @astrovibesonly]

from “i miss your voice” to “please type…”

[Vincent Jurist @VincentJurist]

I don’t know what he wants from me…

[Denis Mukungu @d_mukungu]

Everyone dating a 9-5 babe gets these at 6:20am 😂😂

[isabel @wisepissmage]

New all timer “us” video just dropped…

[Masego★🌐 @hilary_559]

But uni was very funny, you are there, you have not eaten but you are in Lash .smh 😂

[JP🥷🏾 @shefwjonpol]

I miss my girl