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[jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten]

Yes, every single news outlet on the planet. We know. The red circular marks are from cupping.

[jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten]

The RNC was just terrific. The ceremony at the end where they conjured a flaming orange demon from the depths of Hades was truly inspiring.

[jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten]

@MusicMidtown any tickets left for tomorrow?

[jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten]

@GP2_Official is there any way to watch races live in the US?

[jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten]

Wow, phrasing. "@barbara_holm: Having sex with a dog on the bed is the closest that I've been to a threesome in a long time"

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

Can't believe NYPD is saying that wasn't a choke hold on #EricGardner. Speaking as a professional martial arts expert, it sure as fuck was

[Theodore Donald "Donny" Scare-abatsos @Papakila]

Funny how the "broken window theory" of policing - punishing minor infractions severely - is never applied to the police themselves. #NYPD

[jrl @jrla0000]

There is no crying in soccer. No, wait. That's baseball I was thinking of. There's tons and tons of crying in soccer.

[jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten]

@AshleyLizNix noooo. Nothing more than tough love and true grit.

[jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten]

@bigmanmike Nice work this week. You were a breath of fresh air, downwind from the fart that was #DSUM14 .

[jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten]

Nice presentation from @cocacola marketing exec entitled "Killing your customers with lethal black sugar water", today @ #dsum14

[jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten]

"@cobbenergypac: #DSUM14! Tweet us if we can be of any assistance!" Clean your bathrooms. It's like a post-Katrina Superdome in there.

[jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten]

@JeffHaws @DigitalSummit_ I think they booked @stevewoz on a Segway from Heathrow.

[jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten]

@DigitalSummit_ did you guys let the interns plan travel for your keynote speakers this year? #DSUM14

[jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten]

#DSUM14 theater stage in a nutshell: Twitter and Facebook are, like, so important you guys. Did you know you can, like, tweet coffee?

[jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten]

@Pogue If you were flying yesterday, why did a 90 minute flight delay cause you to no-show for your own keynote at the #dsum14 today???

[jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten]

@Pogue 90 minute flight delay torpedoes the keynote address for #dsum14. #lame

[Cortronic @cortronic]

"Be the change you want to see in the world!" is what I say when people ask if I have any spare change.

[jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten]

Not impressed by fancy MBAs or high IQs. Talk to me if you can build a home from your own bodily fluids, like the humble, brainless spider.