jonathan wisner

soon-to-be amateur tea grower

[jonathan wisner @jonathanrwisner]

although mr. krabs is represented as cheap, he is still is still better than the capitalists above water. this is embodied in the fact that both squidward and spongebob are homeowners on fast food salaries. in this essay i will

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i often delay my responses for a few days to honor the traditional concept of postal correspondence and letters.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

deeply saddened by the passing of my colleague, Literal Hitler. while we disagreed on many things, he always knew how to make us laugh.

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

"the government should be run like a business" is an all time classic of stuff that incredibly dumb people think sounds smart to say

[kar @bustitopen420]

no one “earns” a trillion dollars

[Michelle_BYoung @michelle_byoung]

I know he was innocent and I suppose that matters but here’s what gets lost in that discourse YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO KILL THE GUILTY EITHER! Stealing is NOT a death penalty crime. We have to resensitize ourselves to DUE PROCESS for Black people too! There’s a process…

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

California election results coming in

[debbie @dm4uz3]

The A220 has a pointy, smiling nose, giving it a friendly, modern look

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

Dude got a windfall from. Chevron and I’m supposed to believe he’s going to come forward with a newer, better plan? Yeah nah this shit code for “You’re never getting that high speed rail”

[Viggie Smalls @Viggie_Smalls93]

It’s literally true and people refuse to acknowledge it because they see homeless people

[Tom Steyer @TomSteyer]

Meta gave $950K to get you elected, and then, literally the next day, laid off 10% of its workforce.

[State of Palestine @Palestine_UN]

78 years of this.

#NAKBA78

[Eli 🍚 @EliLikesRice]

I'm voting for Steyer because everyone else in California's gubernatorial race is a joke or in the pockets of corporations. I'm willing to eat my words if he disappoints if elected, but fuck it, I'm for the billionaire class traitor

[jordan @JordanUhl]

So in the span of 5 days, Xavier Becerra seeks the endorsement of a doctors’ lobby, assures them he doesn’t support single payer, they endorse him and they max out to his campaign.

He’s telling you exactly who he is & what he’d do if elected governor of California.

Believe him.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Inconceivably evil.

[HalloWezz 🎃 @ikbenwezz]

He has risen! Happy Easter!

[Streets For All @streetsforall]

The City of West Hollywood (@WeHoCity) has formally said that @MayorOfLA’s approach doesn’t work and risks delaying accelerating the entire K Line Northern Extension.

MAYOR BASS STOP PLAYING GAMES WITH THE ENTIRE REGION’S TRANSPORTATION SYSTEM TO APPEASE THE UNAPPEASABLE!

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

its not just abolish ice, we must punish ice. justice must be served.

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Greenlandic Politician Tillie Martinussen:

We do not want to be rich like Americans. Look how greedy they are, even trying to invade their friends.

Even if there are minerals and oil under our land—and they are worth far more—we still would not sell ourselves.

We know what happened to Indigenous people in Alaska and Native Americans. Their land was taken, and they were not treated well.

We see who Trump surrounds himself with—white power people—and we are not white. We are people of color.

We know our rights would likely be taken away.