Jonathan West

I write. You read. Everyone is happy.

[Jonathan West @jonathantwest]

perspectives: Management Consultants for the Arts News and Updates | January 2026 - https://t.co/SxhfrxF7rw

[Jonathan West @jonathantwest]

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[Jonathan West @jonathantwest]

perspectives: Management Consultants for the Arts News and Updates | September 2020 - https://t.co/wQXMvM7GU9

[Jonathan West @jonathantwest]

I see this good, good man in my neighborhood from time to time and am always shy about showing him any regard, but when he tweets nice things about the theatre my daughter is performing with this weekend I resolve to give him a smile and a “Hello and thanks!” next time we pass.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

This is a great great great community theater uptown, if you can give. And they’re doing Shrek this weekend!

[Jonathan West @jonathantwest]

Butter or Cream Cheese Bagel: https://t.co/ZErHLI8APO via @YouTube

[Jonathan West @jonathantwest]

#HarveyWeinstein coverage proves being good includes not living in a manner where NYTimes has so many rapey photos of you to choose from.

[Jonathan West @jonathantwest]

The person who first said that your kids grow up in the blink of an eye clearly never attended a youth swim meet.

[Jonathan West @jonathantwest]

@Lin_Manuel Thanks

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Every patriotic American who is qualified to serve in our military should be able to serve. Full stop.

[Jonathan West @jonathantwest]

The addition of stand-up paddle boarding to today's activity list confirms that this vacation should end soon.

[Jonathan West @jonathantwest]

2 hours in...pretty stunning. Which is why it's nice to have 3 1/2 more hours to go.

[Jonathan West @jonathantwest]

The exact number of times you can rewrite a 1,300 word essay is 37...wait, strike that, 38. Uh, well 39 sounds good, too.

[Jonathan West @jonathantwest]

Easter candy is so delicious that I hardly care that I now weigh 876 lbs.

[Jonathan West @jonathantwest]

Morning @MetOpera to see @reneesmusings sunseting one of her countless amazing takes on a role. Beautiful day, indeed.

[Jonathan West @jonathantwest]

Alton...could you give my mother some cocktail tips? She just had a Rye Manhattan to, in her words, "get a little loose." #AltonBrownLive

[Jonathan West @jonathantwest]

Every white guy at Bombay Sweets has just ordered 15 Samosas. We're so typical.

[Jonathan West @jonathantwest]

Intel from an 11-year-old birthday sleepover...complain about your teacher, then tell everyone you love your teacher, on to HARRY POTTER.

[Jonathan West @jonathantwest]

It's my dream to eat Pastrami sandwiches at Manny's with David Axelrod. https://t.co/PYJEhI8mkw

[David Axelrod @davidaxelrod]

Thanks to @TIME for including the #AxeFiles on its list of the 50 best podcasts! https://t.co/tgHaZQ69fQ

[Jonathan West @jonathantwest]

@SchmidtJosh8 is one of the most talented bastards I have the honor to call my friend. See this if you can. https://t.co/3Iwp1Rpx8Z

[Jonathan West @jonathantwest]

The question isn't if I will get a "no thanks" for any writing submissions this week, the question is how many "no's" will I receive.