skeuomorpheus

one of god’s own prototypes

[skeuomorpheus @JonathanZMH]

Almost took this seriously until I saw it was from a writer for The Babylon Bee

[Robynnnnnn @robynngarfield]

I don't want to crap on this without seeing it but I'm going to say...

Modern comedies rely too heavily on concept. Concept-heavy comedies *can* be funny but the jokes have to live outside the concept.

Friends was just a group of people living in New York. That was the concept.

Seinfeld was, notoriously, concept-free.

Arrested Development was "Rich family loses everything". Simple easy concept with lots of room for humor to grow and exist outside of the concept.

Most new comedies are very reliant on concept and setting to drive the humor which *can* work but the writing needs to give room for genuine laughs that go beyond "here's the gag!".

M*A*S*H is a masterful example of a concept-driven sitcom that used its setting as an easy vehicle for its writing.

Ted Lasso bored the heck out of me because after I got used to the initial concept the jokes just didn't land.

[skeuomorpheus @JonathanZMH]

using this single image as fashion inspo

[malik @immalkwalahi]

The “where’s my wife” fit

[skeuomorpheus @JonathanZMH]

@ZappyComet @Wario64 Tsushima doesn’t end on a cliffhanger you tourist

[💀Pooletergeist💀 @JamesPPoole]

“The needle drops in STREET FIGHTER were AWFUL” If Ryu fighting Akuma to White Zombie didn’t move you at least a little bit I question what you want out of the movies.

[skeuomorpheus @JonathanZMH]

Cannot even begin to describe how much this turned me off the movie lmao

[Cinethology @thecinethology]

'OTHER MOMMY’ will feature a jump scare every 2 minutes, according to director Rob Savage.

He revealed the film contains around 50 jump scares throughout the 80 minute runtime.

In theaters tomorrow.

[skeuomorpheus @JonathanZMH]

That’s a whole ass other job

[V🦋 @nankaax3]

Am I wrong for declining an office manager position paying $18/hr because they also expect me to clean the office every week? Like mopping, sweeping, trash, cleaning the bathroom, etc. I know I need the money, but cleaning being part of the job is really throwing me off

[skeuomorpheus @JonathanZMH]

fart gas trail and yellow paint justified once again

[ꜱʟᴏʙᴏ. @HlobodanShirosh]

In 2008 I found a video of a butterface kinda bruiser girl with massive jugs lipsyncing this and it permanently altered the trajectory of my life

[John Krueger Mellancamp  @JaimsVanDerBeek]

This is a Bret "The Hitman" Hart & chicken tenders appreciation post. Repost if you are a fan of both Bret "The Hitman" Hart & chicken tenders.

[Nemith @MarsSuccessor]

I like Spider-Man and Wolverine, so seeing them being Surf Dracula'd and flanderized by Insomniac is sad, but I don't think I'm enough of a fan to get angry about it, if Insomniac ever touches Hulk though, I'm going to be on the news.

[skeuomorpheus @JonathanZMH]

Ian is the only ethical billionaire #obsession

[skeuomorpheus @JonathanZMH]

The star fox 64 remakes will continue until morale improves

[skeuomorpheus @JonathanZMH]

be less concerned with what hot women are wearing and more concerned about getting leg day in

[Deuce “Lockdown” Kringle @YeahItsDuece]

People deadass wear anything on the b bus #nuke

[skeuomorpheus @JonathanZMH]

are there not enough assassin’s creed games

[xD @jackiecore666]

i want video games that are infinity hours long with perfect graphics made by devs who experience medieval torture techniques

[神谷英樹🍀 Hideki Kamiya🍀 @HidekiKamiya_X]

泣き言は母ちゃんに言ってろ…

[skeuomorpheus @JonathanZMH]

@heytherenrds kiss my fish
Fuck my truck
Eat my shit
Dream about me

[skeuomorpheus @JonathanZMH]

does this go for ICE officers too or

[FBI Director Kash Patel @FBIDirectorKash]

The world knows that if you kill an American citizen in an act of terrorism,

We will hunt you down.

[skeuomorpheus @JonathanZMH]

no chatgpt for me, thanks. i will be consulting with the elder gods

[trash jones @jzux]

no chatgpt for me, thanks. i will be asking The Wizard

[ashel 🚸 @nicapierced]

you whites got too comfortable with saying clanker way too quick