jonathonjbrown

Lover. Fighter. Misanthrope.

[jonathonjbrown @jonathonjbrown]

@AlaskaAir Or maybe just actually have ALL THE OPTIONS on the 1st class menu on the plane? I don’t know why it’s so much harder to have an extra meal when you know not everyone has selected. Literally got a tapas box on a platter 🙄🙄

[jonathonjbrown @jonathonjbrown]

@AlaskaAir I get it, I was upgraded last second (gold75k) and couldn’t preorder like you want ppl to do. But maybe label the items that are PREORDER ONLY so I don’t assume I can actually eat something on the plane. People with food allergies deserve a nice exp too don’t they?

[jonathonjbrown @jonathonjbrown]

@h2garza1 Highly recommend going to a medi spa and getting a standard facial. Let them know what you do and what you’re willing to do and they’ll give you products and a routine. Also just a facial a month is always good 🤷🏻‍♂️ but yes spf, retinol, vitamin c,hyluronic acid, eye cream

[jonathonjbrown @jonathonjbrown]

@heyadamroberts So many Indian recipes call for breaking out a blender to make sauces after creating all the separate parts of the sauce. Just too lazy to do any of that. I hate cleaning blenders.

[jonathonjbrown @jonathonjbrown]

@ModernMage Uhhh you've ALWAYS had gel pens around I seem to remember.... 🧐 Not just at 37 😂

[jonathonjbrown @jonathonjbrown]

I would love to watch an 80s pajama party movie montage with @QueenUtica , @TheOliviaLux and @joeyjayisgay #RuPaulsDragRace #thenicestkidsintown

[Tory Cross 🌸 @queer_spice]

I keep remembering that Mitch McConnell threw Elizabeth Warren out of the Senate for reading a letter from Coretta Scott King.

[Rev. Dr. Jacqui Lewis @RevJacquiLewis]

So damn tired of living in a country that treats Black grief as a threat and white rage as a sacrament

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

Elaine Ciao.

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

After two terms with an African American President and facing the prospect of being led by the most qualified human being ever to run for the office who happened to be a woman, “conservative” America said fuck it. Let’s do fascism.

[jonathonjbrown @jonathonjbrown]

I am still astounded at the amount of adult working professionals that can barely function in Word and Outlook 🧐

[Dante Basco @dantebasco]

Haven’t jumped on #tiktok in a hot second but y’all hit me with this & this dude @bustinbantos sounds just like me! Rap is 🔥 & leads me to ask... #Maiko or #Zutara? #FireNation Forever! #Zuko Yo, should we drop a rap album or what?

[jonathonjbrown @jonathonjbrown]

@ModernMage I mean.... nobody looks good in overhead lighting 🤷🏻‍♂️ we all want to live our Steve nicks lamps covered in scarves fantasy.

[jonathonjbrown @jonathonjbrown]

Started season 6 of schitts creek and saw this. We are feeling personally attacked. 🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻 #schittscreek #danlevy instadanjlevy @schittscreek https://t.co/ohPDoiHlbP

[jonathonjbrown @jonathonjbrown]

Potted some new house plants cause if we’re stuck inside it might as well be a bit greener. Plus they’re almost all top air purifiers identified by NASA 🧑🏼‍🚀🧑🏽‍🚀 Also dyed eggs, made matzobrie, bagels, and… https://t.co/OF7YL0q9Rw

[jonathonjbrown @jonathonjbrown]

@GrinChangers I have had the ABSOLUTE WORST EXPERIENCE TRYING TO ORDER RETAINERS. Taken 3 times still hasn't happened. Being told I received communications I never received and have literally been hung up on twice while waiting in the queue.

[jonathonjbrown @jonathonjbrown]

@smiledirectclub I have had the ABSOLUTE WORST EXPERIENCE TRYING TO ORDER RETAINERS. Taken 3 times still hasn't happened. Being told I received communications I never received and have literally been hung up on twice while waiting in the queue.

[jonathonjbrown @jonathonjbrown]

Went to Trixie's debut of her new show Grown Up in Seattle last night! Bill couldn't make it because he was in NC helping his sister Peggy who's nearing the end of her Chemo treatment. Lena and I went and had VIP… https://t.co/c2UGRAJtPG

[jonathonjbrown @jonathonjbrown]

The Coldplay back up dancers look like the magic school bus kids children grew up to be the modern live action remake of Captain Planet. #90sredux https://t.co/mK2dwmCMij