Jonathon Swift

Just a young adult with autism here to slay the evils that plague social media and end the console wars.

[Jonathon Swift @JonathonSwift19]

The rules for the Church of Whiterose

Rule 1: no mentioning WK unless it's to slander

Rule 2: Our law of equivalent exchange is for every Whiteknight there's a Whiterose

Rule 3: no saying WK is endgame the punishment is a rehabilitation camp where we'll break you down

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[Jonathon Swift @JonathonSwift19]

@spidergrooty Yes, yes I would

[Jonathon Swift @JonathonSwift19]

@AramyxFun We ride at dawn or alternatively "I'll throw down with an 8 year old I don't give a fuck"

[Jonathon Swift @JonathonSwift19]

@HogwartsMystery I have a question for you, it's about beyond hogwarts, do you have any plans to include a story where the player marries who they're exclusive with or is the romance aspect of the game just forever relegated to just dating, please respond and thank you in advance

[Jonathon Swift @JonathonSwift19]

@OtakuEspiritu Rule 63 ≠ trans it's just a simple genderbend, by the way I'm Australian, so I have more education in my veins than the leftists you call retarded, how many times do I have to say don't overgeneralise, it's like me saying all republicans are maga, they aren't

[Jonathon Swift @JonathonSwift19]

@OtakuEspiritu A word of advice ignore them, easier said than done, I understand the temptation of wanting to call out bullshit, but they genuinely don't know this, they're unintentionally pushing your content to other feeds which is a good thing

[Jonathon Swift @JonathonSwift19]

@OtakuEspiritu I was merely asking you to not overgeneralise, I wasn't trying to defend them or anything, I am not of the far left, so let's talk, calmly preferably, I do apologise if it came out like I was defending them my autism makes it hard to actually articulate what I mean

[Jonathon Swift @JonathonSwift19]

@OtakuEspiritu Put leftists in quotations when referring to posers please and thank you

[Jonathon Swift @JonathonSwift19]

@RemiiWeeB Daredevil

[Jonathon Swift @JonathonSwift19]

@OtakuEspiritu Both sides are parasites, but in this particular instance I concur

[Jonathon Swift @JonathonSwift19]

@AramyxFun Cai: grandmama?!

[Jonathon Swift @JonathonSwift19]

@SpacePandaDelta Genshin Impact

[Jonathon Swift @JonathonSwift19]

@lewdershooter Bullshit

[Jonathon Swift @JonathonSwift19]

@bit_reactor Not just fighting, she's absolutely serving

[Jonathon Swift @JonathonSwift19]

@Forgot2Heal I grow tired of this joke, it makes you all look like posers

[Jonathon Swift @JonathonSwift19]

@Forgot2Heal Are you kidding me he's a diet Arvis

[Jonathon Swift @JonathonSwift19]

Can someone please explain why people think Theodora groomed Cai even though there's dialogue, tones and every other bit of evidence suggesting the contrary

[Jonathon Swift @JonathonSwift19]

@acearchus Can we please stop misrepresenting Theodora and besides Cai is 20 in the time skip dumbass bitch cunt

[Jonathon Swift @JonathonSwift19]

@brideofmalvern Oh for fucks sake younger as in closer to her age she was being set up with a bunch of old dudes, which is confirmed in the next few bits so don't get your panties in a twist jeez

[Jonathon Swift @JonathonSwift19]

@Sachi_Hwa He's definitely using this mission as an excuse to get them together, and you know what I'm here for it you go voldy