Jon Bibby

Scouser, Dad, Husband, Bluenose.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Bought a head of lettuce from a small grocery store called Mommas and
Papas.

Can't eat it because all the leaves are brown.

[Jon Bibby @jonbibs]

@jedi_cricket @bpcc1846 @bpcc1846

[Alf!! - Comedian @whoelsebutalf]

When I was in court I heard a Magistrate singing some Ed Sheeran, so I hired him for my Wedding.
But at the ceremony he did his own material and was terrible.
Which goes to show, you should never Book a Judge by his Covers.

[#Africa4Palestine @Africa4Pal]

Today Joseph and Mary would have to pass through 15 illegal checkpoints setup by the Israeli apartheid regime on occupied Palestinian land to get from the Palestinian town of Nazareth to the Palestinian town of Bethlehem.

[Dr Ju @juliaisobela]

This woman is an absolute vibe

[Michael 🍋 @Crossey_EFC]

BREAKING 🚨: Sky Sports report says Aaron Ramsdale would have saved Chris Rock “due to the amount of cameras at the Oscars”

{@SkySportsNews}

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

At all times the Royal Fusilliers are on standby, should the Queen want twisty pasta for lunch.

[Jon Bibby @jonbibs]

@christinebarker This afternoon, I waited outside with ours for 15 minutes after his lunch, then brought him in and sat down to do some work. He bolted straight upstairs and left two big piles of shit on the landing. If Love Actually was on the telly at the time I would have actually cried.

[Jon Bibby @jonbibs]

@iammrazul Absolutely phenomenal!

[Change.org UK @UKChange]

Yesterday was day 8 of the hunger strike to #FreeNazanin

In husband Richard's video diary he says: "It’s not meant to be easy. It’s cold and wet at the moment. And perhaps so it should be. Hopefully this will start reaching the Government’s conscience."

@FreeNazanin

[Jon Bibby @jonbibs]

@Mark_Edgley #theserpent

[Jon Bibby @jonbibs]

@bluegirl1878 We all did! 😂

[Jon Bibby @jonbibs]

@bluegirl1878 P.S. Thanks for the tip!

[Jon Bibby @jonbibs]

@bluegirl1878 Noted. I’ll dig out the old one first, then. 😃 Have a good night. 👍🏻

[Jon Bibby @jonbibs]

@bluegirl1878 That sounds like a ringing endorsement! 😜

[Jon Bibby @jonbibs]

@bluegirl1878 Is this any good? Am tempted.

[Jon Bibby @jonbibs]

@garyl1976 @Luntinho Why did we miss this? Was it something important?

[Jon Bibby @jonbibs]

Roses are red,
They all should be famous,
Coz they’re more expensive,
Than our 60 grand Seamus.

[Jon Bibby @jonbibs]

Roses are red,
The stems, they are green,
Roses are cultured,
Like the left foot of Digne.