Jon Clegg

[Jon Clegg @joncl3gg]

@BakuProcurement @3lliottlarnceV2 @MetroUK Explaining why something is funny ruins the gag. If you’re not laughing, find something else to watch.

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Yeah, just make it 52 episodes long and make each one a summary of that week on the farm and the pub. That’ll do for starters 👍

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@GuidoFawkes He loves violence so much, why can’t he have some back?. I’m sure there’d be no end of people willing to visit this sicko, put on full riot gear and beat the shit out of him on a regular basis until the penny finally drops.

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@WeeklyDartscast Well, it’s either that or he gives it one the morning after upon splash down.

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@AlternativeMUFC Amen.

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@FootyAccums We can’t defend a lead. We should continue to attack. It cost us v Italy and we have just done exactly the same thing again. We got what we deserved.

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@AlternativeMUFC We haven’t learned a fucking thing. 1-0 up v Italy in the euro finals. Try to defend the lead, can’t hold on, concede and lose.

Here’s an idea, let’s try that again…

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@YahooSports Exceptional.

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Heart breaking for Cape Verde but my god they gave Argentina a hell of a game. If England play Argentina, I don’t think we would put in a comparable performance. Bravo Cape Verde.

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@AlternativeMUFC Back to formula… we aren’t buying into the attacking direct football mantra.

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@mattletiss7 Golf course. Now, what do I win?

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@AlternativeMUFC He’s watching Scotland.

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Great to hear Tuchel saying we weren’t direct enough and playing backwards in the first half. Take it to them and let them worry about us in every game we play. Get at em. #ENGCRO

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@jjbiggsy @ParkLaneBlock40 She was about to lose last I saw.

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@StanCollymore We need to play to our strengths. Direct attacking football at pace. Playing it about at the back and passing back will cost us big time. Much better start in the 2nd half so far

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@FamersDog Won’t this be the TB outbreak and its impact on the farm?

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@Totus_porcus @GBNEWS Don’t rise to it…

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Cape Verde keeper MOM anyone? #ESPCPV

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This new ITV Test Card isn’t a patch on the old BBC Version. #ESPCPV

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@AlternativeMUFC Maybe they’re just following the Glazers, in which case they should just rename it ‘Nothing’.