Jonny

Blow jobs are real jobs

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@LiamLambrini Mariah?

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@chrismg1989 Hahaha this has brought back so many memories

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@aaassshton Bow massive

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@FrancescHe72933 @archeohistories Where is it then?

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@davidhodgson10 @WilliamJwade_ You still have one going?

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@UKafrolista Pretty sure bottom right is white wine vinegar

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@GBNEWS It’s about time she died

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@WayneDavid81 It’s annoying cos I spent nearly 4 hours getting tickets when the reality is they were just holding loads back to up the prices the next day and fuck a load of people over.

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@TicketmasterUK @Beyonce Can you ask her to do another 4?

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@HollieMcCarthy_ @TicketmasterUK @Beyonce It’s fucking me right off. Queuing for an hour, 2 new shows added and I’m STILL 250k in the queue!!

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@EstelleBoon @Brittymigs Hahaahhahaha

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People who fly tip should be forced to eat the stuff they’ve dumped until they die

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@Ohanthonio I watched that last week and said the same! Shat mesen!

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@mallliha @EstelleBoon

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@glastonbury I was so grateful to be able to get to the payment processing page FOUR times and get booted out every time with no tickets to show for it 🥰

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@imisanders99 @glastonbury Same happened to me 4 times!! Fucking joke.

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@EstelleBoon Well done!! You’ve matched my lifetime achievement

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@MichaelKenKen @EstelleBoon

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@EstelleBoon @RebekahMcKendry 💁🏻‍♀️