Darkness descends on Tau Ceti IV. Season 2 begins June 2.
Featuring a new map with Night Marsh, a new Runner shell Sentinel, the Cradle, new weapons, progression improvements, and more.
Look at me actually doing a game giveaway with the big boys. 😊
I've got a few Steam codes for Mewgenics. Leave a Like and/or comment and/or Retweet this Post, and I'll announce the winners, chosen by intuition tomorrow at around this time.
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If the Stranger Things writers wrote Lord of the Rings:
GANDALF: OK, so we've got to put the smackdown on this Ring thing. It can only be destroyed -
GIMLI: Don't worry - I got this. *hits it with an axe and falls* Ow.
GANDALF: - in the fires of Mount Doom.
BOROMIR: I just don't get it. Why can't we just fire this bad boy up and use it against Sauron? Boom. Headshot.
GANDALF: OK, so, think of Sauron like this Atari. *Clears off pedestal and slaps down an Atari and a copy of E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial.*
GANDALF: Now, if we destroy this copy of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, we might think it's gone forever. But -
ELROND: - but Atari still has the source code.
GANDALF: Right. *starts drawing on a transparent whiteboard* - But, if we destroy the source code -
LEGOLAS: ... the existing copies could be buried in a landfill, and they'd eventually go bad from corrosion.
GANDALF: Exactly. Destroy the source code -
ELROND: - destroy Sauron.
BOROMIR: Great. So how do we destroy this Source Code Ring? It's not like we can just hop on our skateboards and shred into Mordor.
LEGOLAS: Hang on though. If we gave the Ring to someone small enough -
GIMLI: - Sauron wouldn't be expecting it -
ELROND: - and we could chuck it right into the fire while he's busy trippin' over Minas Tirith.
GANDALF: - and then -
LEGOLAS: - no more E.T. *finger guns*
BOROMOR: It sounds crazy, but it just might work.
FRODO: Guys, I'm gay.
New trailer for Episode 1 of the Steel Ball Run: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure anime!
The 1st STAGE is covered in the first episode in 47 minutes, airing on March 19, 2026!