Jon Comulada

Screenwriter 🇵🇷 @Austinfilmfest winner, @screencrafting winner, Done stuff for @Upworthy, @NewYorker, @McSweeneys, @LastWeekTonight and @TheDailyShow

[Jon Comulada @joncomulada]

You shot a woman in the face, shut the fuck up.

[U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement @ICEgov]

Peaceful protests do not result in the destruction of federal vehicles and theft of federal property.

[Tim Prudente @Tim_Prudente]

It’s already a bad winter for fires in Baltimore. In the background here, you can see ruins of the roof from the old police station known as “the castle” that caught fire previously.

[Greg Stoker @gregjstoker]

Kinda wish the Democrats would treat this authoritarian takeover like it was a campus protest.

[Jon Comulada @joncomulada]

Follow me on Twitch! https://t.co/14CdO5mrwD

[Jon Comulada @joncomulada]

Why do you freaks hate women so much dear god!

[Jon Comulada @joncomulada]

This is one of the craziest/saddest things I’ve ever seen

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

The abortion rights measure in Florida 'lost' with 57% of the vote and 1.5 million more votes than the opposition.

And for what it's worth: Amendment 4 got a million more votes than Ron DeSantis did in 2022

[Jon Comulada @joncomulada]

A text message 3 seconds before it hits my phone

[QENNY | THE SPOOKY LAWYER ON YOUTUBE @AKBrews]

What are you playing through these speakers?

[Jon Comulada @joncomulada]

The surprise guest was Kamala

[Ford News @FordJohnathan5]

🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS There is a scheduled gap in tonight's DNC schedule that the special guest is only known by a handful of people. 🚨

[Jon Comulada @joncomulada]

we got Obama doing a dick joke before GTA 6

[Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms]

This sure would be embarrassing if they recently announced plans to spend almost a quarter-billion dollars on three people.

[Jon Comulada @joncomulada]

It’s actually insane how not-cool it sounds to rap in French.

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

He claims he was tricked by doctors, but this isn’t a case of “transition regret.” His daughter hasn’t detransitioned. He’s upset that his child is a trans woman, which he considers emotionally tantamount to her being dead.

[Jon Comulada @joncomulada]

Itd be cool to have moderators.

[Jon Comulada @joncomulada]

Unfortunately there's a rule about why you can't go to jail for committing over 30 crimes. Google "Donald Trump rule 34" to find out more

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Have you ever seen a potato peeling machine?

[Jon Comulada @joncomulada]

Corporate America Literacy Test
Level: Impossible

[Jon Comulada @joncomulada]

Jeff Epstein, the New York Financier?