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Madly in love with KM, Super-Dad, political junkie, professional risk manager. World traveller but I always find my way home 🇨🇦. Opinions are my own.

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@GangsterRanch @kinsellawarren I trained my dog to walk like a super model in 7 minutes... Cancer dog training is only about 6 months. This is possible too.

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@david_parker Growing up, there was this shit-stain kid who’d threaten to pick up his ball and go home when things didn’t go his way. He was told he was exceptional, and could make the rules because he came from a rich family. He was nothing special. Neither are you. You remind me of this kid

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@calgaryrants @Colourfulwater1 Guys, it’s clearly Thunder Bay. Lake Superior is the waterway shown and those large hills in the background are all made of Canadian Shield Granite. I don’t mean to be a dick, but you need to learn your Canadian geography.

[Hon. Thomas A. Lukaszuk @LukaszukAB]

This referendum will be won, or lost, based on voter turnout.

The future of Canada will depend on your resolve to vote.

Please sign up with #ForeverCanadian and let’s show the world how committed to united Canada we are. 🇨🇦

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@calgaryrants @whosurdaddienow Dog could’ve waited another 50 meters and added value to the high school education currently provided at HWW

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@ChrisLaBossiere @garry_keller RCMI is one block from my DT Toronto office. I’m sold. Thanks for the suggestion

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@ChrisLaBossiere My hack for this hotel is the ‘free parking’. I arrive, rent a car from an agency in the basement, return it, and rent a new car the next day. Same price over 2 days and no cost to park my vehicle. Bonus is executive club with the rental agency due to frequency or rentals

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@oberhoffner Joey, my condolences.

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@kinsellawarren Hotels Arts is great!. On 12 ave and fairly central. What high school? I was Wisewood, 95!

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@AlliAlliG What are these refund things you speak of?

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@calgaryrants I’ve logged in 3 times just to keep reading the unhinged shit people are writing. This is next level comedy.

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@calgaryrants I remember when it was Billy Mac’s. I used to sneak into that place from about age 16 onwards.

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@ChrisLaBossiere @Barneys_Tavern @YouTube @Spotify @ApplePodcasts I’ll give ya a follow. Good luck with this project. I’m sure you’ll crush it!!

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@Martyupnorth You had a few set up outside of local drinking establishments on St. Patrick’s day - I imagine there could be some signature validity challenges if people were signing while heavily influenced by alcohol.

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@ElectionsAB I’m curious if collecting signatures outside of the bar is a good idea. I imagine there may be some questions as to the validity of the signature if someone had partaken in too much St. Paddy’s day fun.

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@AlliAlliG Could be higher than normal turbidity due to the freeze/thaw cycle in Calgary and that there is only one treatment plant online in the city. You may also smell higher than normal chlorine. Probably just fine.

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@jkenney @BabakTaghvaee1 Come on @jkenney , this is Twitter, you don’t need sources or facts. Just pull ideas out of your butt and people will take it as gospel.

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@MalcontentmentT Captain Pete Mitchell? I bet he tried to hit the brakes, thinking they’d fly right by.

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@calgaryrants With all the stop-drop-and-roll training we got, I was pretty sure catching on fire was something that happened more frequently.

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@marcroberge Silver is gonna look really good on the Tkachuk brothers.