Jon Premise

There's too many captains on this island

[Jon Premise @JonCovell]

Currently getting involved with NFTs (Not Finishing Tracks)

[Big Linguine @BoilTheory]

My buddy used to wait tables at Cheesecake Factory and one time he served prince. Prince showed up with two tall, beautiful women who spoke on behalf of him. Upon approaching the table one of the ladies says “…and prince will order” and the other says “the turkey club”

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Palantir have just bought themselves a Labour Lord with close links to the Labour government.

No other word to describe this other than corruption.

How can Watson remain a member of the House of Lords and keep the Labour whip?

[الكسندرا ميراي @LexiAIexander]

Imagine siding with the monsters who did this. It's still bizarre to me how little reaction there was to this whole operation...and then Israelis giving out golden pagers as diplomatic gifts

[HD Report @hdreport]

Somebody dropped a half dozen Steven Seagal VHS tapes at the thrift.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Damn! My car’s getting Repossessed!…..

Naw… It’s just going in for service.. That first statement made all my Haters feel Good for a few seconds.. #HaterTest https://t.co/iOEttmTrAm

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Why is Netflix using AI on A Different World??!! This is atrocious and unnecessary! Watch Dwayne’s glasses literally disappear off of his face and the posters have that AI jibberish (season 4 episode 13)

Why would they do this???

[The Animal Sanctuary @animalswilmslow]

🐾 Well, hello there, Memphis! 👀
This lovely 1–2-year-old is friendly, affectionate and enjoys your company. He’s looking for an adult home where he can be the only cat. 🥰
💕 Meet Memphis: https://t.co/6TEZveJY5L
#AdoptDontShop #Wilmslow

[Jon Premise @JonCovell]

Tried putting some baked beans out for the birds once when I was a kid and our cat ate them. If you had put them in his bowl he'd be disgusted

[gatos fazendo gatices @gatinarios]

ele não gosta de brócolis ele só gosta de roubar comida mesmo

[❤︎⁠ @hackerchick]

GQ asking Tom Cruise why he hasn’t done a real interview since 2012 and him saying “I just haven’t had the time, with the things that I set in motion.” Beautiful bullshit…I’ve got to start saying that

[Variety @Variety]

Finneas has dropped out of Ed Sheeran's tour alongside fellow openers Aaron Rowe, Lukas Graham and Beoga in solidarity with Macklemore.

"Artists must not be silenced when they speak up for the oppressed.
I have decided to withdraw from my upcoming tour dates with Ed Sheeran. I stand with Palestine and its people," Finneas wrote in a statement supporting Macklemore, who was dropped from the tour after making "Free Palestine" speeches on stage.

https://t.co/OLavHWFHb6

[Jon Premise @JonCovell]

Not familiar with this kid, but fair play

[Variety @Variety]

Ed Sheeran Opener Aaron Rowe Pulls Out of Tour After Macklemore Dropped: 'I Cannot Allow Billionaires to Silence Rightful Voices' https://t.co/8YCaav5OKA

[Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Pre-1948 borders NOW @edwardcurrent]

A hill I will die on: The people who do this cannot see that it's bad. There's something wrong in the vision/imagery center of ther brain, and it looks fine to them - appetizing even. There is no other explanation for this phenomenon.

[Jon Premise @JonCovell]

@rwilliams1947 I don't think she's even aware that she's doing it

[Amnesty International USA @amnestyusa]

Speaking out for human rights should never be silenced.

[Jon Premise @JonCovell]

The most British looking American guy I've seen in some time

[TMZ @TMZ]

Imagine Dragons frontman Dan Reynolds shows off his built physique on the US Open blue carpet 🎾💪

🎥 Instagram / @jpasc24

[Jon Premise @JonCovell]

It mildly irritates me how food packaging has become easier to open. Perforated, foolproof. It's patronising to me. I'm a grown man, I want to rip that thing apart

[Fudge🍫 @Danfudge]

My head would have exploded

[Jon Premise @JonCovell]

Just had a flashback to the old internet. Remember Awkward Family Photos?

[Dave Buzan @DaveBuzan]

My fascination with "Cliffhanger" (1993) never ends! This ultra-rare production pic features Stallone stretching before a large stunt sequence.

He's standing on the Ponte Cristallo--the longest bridge in the Dolomites--which is located at an elevation of 5547 feet.

[Jon Premise @JonCovell]

@AnGarraiDubh @leebowski1223 Both of those and Dungeons & Dragons seemed to go on for years. Great though