Jonathan Michael

Comedy Writer ⠀|⠀ Mental Health Advocate⠀|⠀🏳️‍🌈⠀ @UndiagnosedUSA - based loosely on my journey working in social services. Also @FrankTherapy

[Jonathan Michael @joncthcn]

Shopping your screenplay is like sending unsolicited nudes: no one asked for it, but you’re hoping someone decides to stop and appreciate it, anyway.

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@JuniorM73431601 What part of LA are you in?

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I wish our employment contracts were handled like we handle our Presidency. No matter how abysmal we follow through on our promises, they have no choice but to deal with it until our four year contract is up.

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@margaret_cho Omg Omg, Omfg. Margaret. I just thunk the thickest thought. You name your next comedy project, “Margaret Cho: The Chosian One.”

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@SpeakerPelosi IMPEACH. For the love of God.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Thirteen years ago, my administration acted to protect young people who were American in every single way but one: on paper.��

DACA was an example of how we can be a nation of immigrants and a nation of laws. And it’s an example worth remembering today, when families with similar backgrounds who just want to live, work, and support their communities, are being demonized and treated as enemies. 

We can fix our broken immigration system while still recognizing our common humanity and treating each other with dignity and respect. In fact, it’s the only way we ever will.

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@thetrantasy I’ve moved as well ���

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#WillandHarper sent me through a very emotional ride that I never wanted to stop. Thank you #Netflix for putting this out into the world, and Will Ferrel for imagining it.

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@thetrantasy 💯!!

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I kind of want to duck around and find out.

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@themikeyangelo Actually, we need to know much, much more. :]

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@RepBera Please, Mr. Bera, pass a constitutional amendment as quickly as possible restoring checks and balances to our government and reining in this extreme expansion of presidential power. We are in danger.

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@DorisMatsui Please, Ms. Padilla, pass a constitutional amendment as quickly as possible restoring checks and balances to our government and reining in this extreme expansion of presidential power. We are in danger.

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@SenAlexPadilla Please, Mr. Padilla, pass a constitutional amendment as quickly as possible restoring checks and balances to our government and reining in this extreme expansion of presidential power. We are in danger.

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There are two kinds of parents:

Those who write “Dog food” on their grocery list, and those who write “Halley’s food”.

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@IamBridgetKelly On speakerphone 🔊

[Frank the Gay Therapist @franktherapy]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but take a hard pause on the sauce packet collection.

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@producergirl Whoever went out and scouted this map out was a domestic PIONEER. Nifty!

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Just want to attend a party where I have to sign an NDA.

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@CaroleKirsch 🫡

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@thetrantasy We will gather and share the poppy like wine.