Jonathan

not really on this website anymore. it’s fuck Trump and Elon til I die tho.

[Jonathan @jond4v]

I’m a dad now.

[Jonathan @jond4v]

I don’t think I can do this platform anymore. Later y’all.

[Jonathan @jond4v]

STILL an issue when trying to renew my registration online weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@MiamiDadeCounty Fix your shit.

[Jonathan @jond4v]

Tries to renew vehicle tag online:

"Sorry, you're actually registered in Dade County; go to their site!"

Goes to Dade County site.

"Sorry, you're actually registered in Orange County; go to their site!"

Until the end of time.

[Jonathan @jond4v]

Can’t wait for the memes of people turning their ‘tv off’ during Kendrick’s SB performance.

[chris @minombreeschris]

reincarnated - kendrick lamar

[Jonathan @jond4v]

Obsessed https://t.co/J91iN3AhKk

[Jonathan @jond4v]

New Simpsons lore dropped today
https://t.co/pkuW46TJUb

[Jonathan @jond4v]

Happy birthday to Sonic CD, which launched 31 years ago today (in Japan). 🎂

[SLAM @SLAMonline]

The final Woj bomb 💣

The legendary NBA insider has decided to retire

[Jonathan @jond4v]

Happy 26th birthday to MY favorite game of all time, Metal Gear Solid, which launched 26 years ago today in Japan.

[Jonathan @jond4v]

Huh? So does the dude go up to bat for his old team and just, like, swing three times at nothing on purpose to strike himself out, then switch uniforms and point and laugh at his old team? Seems like it shouldn't be a thing? But I'm 99% baseball-ignroant.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthletic: Danny Jansen will become the first player in Major League Baseball history to play for both teams in the same game when the Boston Red Sox and Toronto Blue Jays resume a game today. https://t.co/y28fh7LWhU

[J.E. Skeets @jeskeets]

This is important 🧀

[Jonathan @jond4v]

Yo, spoiler alert for Ecco the Dolphin (Genesis). (And happy 31st birthday to it as well.) But holy shit what in the world was this game.

[Jonathan @jond4v]

@BleacherReport That's the Bismack.

[Jonathan @jond4v]

@NBAW0RLD24

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

This is the single worst hot take of all time.

Ever

Makes me laugh every time
https://t.co/6BpyMsB3BE

[Jonathan @jond4v]

I guess Dallas will be taking Grant Williams back.

[Jonathan @jond4v]

Rest in peace, Jerry West.

[Jonathan @jond4v]

Has AI figured out how to get rid of mosquitos yet

[Jonathan @jond4v]

@MiroHQ can i just like, click a star next to the board to star it? i really got take three steps? i always forget where that thing lives and spend a min or two re-looking for it 😅

[Jonathan @jond4v]

You ever wake up and have an insatiable thirst for SSX Tricky?