John Consoli

Comedian from LI New York

[John Consoli @jonEEballs]

Trump appoints Wendy Williams as head of Health and Human Services #Trump #Trump2025

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I've been keeping my mouth shut, but now that it's been proven Elon Musk killed Gene Hackman, I say enough is enough! #ElonMusk #GeneHackman

[John Consoli @jonEEballs]

@elonmusk America's wealthiest man combs his hair with salad tongs. Good for you Elon.

[John Consoli @jonEEballs]

Dear @CapitalOne, due to a 3rd party glitch, I'm unable to make my credit card payment this month. You guys understand, right. You can call me about it. Waiting time is >90 minutes #CapitalOne #CapitalOneFail #CapitalOneisDown

[John Consoli @jonEEballs]

@CapitalOne I'm approaching 40 hours or not being able to access my paycheck because of your glitch. Tried getting a customer service rep on the phone with no luck. Once my hard earned money appears, I'm going to the closest branch to close my accounts #CapitalOneDown

[John Consoli @jonEEballs]

@CapitalOne Where is my money? Direct deposit paycheck not showing up is un acceptable. This is not an "oops" level problem.

[John Consoli @jonEEballs]

@mtgreenee Please go out and wave at drones or any other dangerous flying object. You Idiot.

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@megynkelly Jelly Kelly?

[John Consoli @jonEEballs]

@alfranken Vetting?

[John Consoli @jonEEballs]

It's takes a huge prick to know a huge prick

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump goes on long confused ramble: “Arnold Palmer is all man. I mean no disrespect to women, I love women, but he was all man. When he took showers with the other pros they came out saying ‘Oh my God.’ I had to say it... I had to tell you the shower part because it’s true”

[John Consoli @jonEEballs]

@realDonaldTrump Right! And how about that Town Hall when she shifted gears and turned the event into a pseudo psycho dance party? Oh snap, that was you.

[John Consoli @jonEEballs]

@realDonaldTrump Facism and Communism are different things. Things that are different. People can't be both. You asshole.

[John Consoli @jonEEballs]

Something wicked this way comes...
@Paintedvision @StephenKing

[John Consoli @jonEEballs]

Where's Hunter? Really @realDonaldTrump ? Where's Melania? #TrumpIsALaughingStock

[John Consoli @jonEEballs]

@AnthonyCumia Chocolate Shake

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@realDonaldTrump yes or no sir, will you re instate Joey Chestnut? #nathansfamous #joeychestnut #4thofJuly

[John Consoli @jonEEballs]

@TylerGildin @NYIslanders Sorry for your loss Tyler

[John Consoli @jonEEballs]

Trump IS a Family Man. He has three. #TrumpTrials #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpSmellsLikeAss #TrumpForPrison2024

[John Consoli @jonEEballs]

@mcuban Will you be securing a bond for that amount or paying in cash? You know, like an actual Billionaire...

[John Consoli @jonEEballs]

@jimmypardo @MSNBC @NBCNews Ha!