Tim Thomson

Tim's an adorable comedian from NY. out on Instagram: TimThomsonComedy
And Facebook: Tim Thomson

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Remember when Trump posted the pic of him as a fisherman on St Patrick's day?

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@RobWhiteTattoo Not without a permit

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#DebateDrama #Springfield

[Aimee 🎃 @laimee76]

Happy #LeftHandersDay to everyone else that feels the pain of this image in their soul. It’s our day to shine! Or smudge ink all along the side of our hands. Whatever.

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So #TheAcolyte is just Star Wars Waco?

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#TomBradyRoast Looks like Kraft is about to croon

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Anyone feel an #earthquake on LI?

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@NYGDaily

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@NYGDaily He looks like the incognito option on a browser

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The best thing about Halloween is getting rid of all those old condiment packets. Goodbye duck sauce!

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Remember when #BudLight ads were just women attracted to suave party dogs?

[Batman @Batman]

Thank you. 🦇❤️

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Yeah but what about hot November rain? How long does that last?

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The CIA has a new podcast that's sponsored by Fluoride.
To unsubscribe I'm removing all my fillings

[Eric @EricEsoteric_]

scorpios stepping into their szn

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A conversation I had with a cat person

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Prey was good! But this is the Predator movie we need

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How come in movies, when someone gets to their office for the workday, everyone else is already there? Can any protagonist get to work on time?

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@THElogic Glad to see you're dating