Jon Eekhoff🌀

Write. Drink coffee. Repeat.

[Jon Eekhoff🌀 @joneekhoff]

A Work in Progress: Stories & Poems & Memoir https://t.co/8723phcDin #Amazon

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https://t.co/NQK0JRzOfs

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@rossmurray1 I need to work on my moves.

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Is that Frankenstein’s monster guy behind Sondland’s supporter?

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@rossmurray1 Yes, I fell about 20 feet. I'm lucky to be alive. My brain was a mess and in a hospital for 3 months. My helmet was out in a freezer for about 4 months. It’s back now.

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A year and a half ago I hit my head on the cement. I’m a TBI person. I used to read and write everyday. Today I learned how to rewrite Twitter. I think I can now be officially running for the President. My brain uses 20% now...that’s better than Trumps brain 100%= .00007%.

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I’ve posted two links on Facebook about how Cambridge Analytica targeted American voters. The links didn’t pop up with summaries like they usually do. I’m betting my friends won’t see the posts either. #CambridgeAnalytica #FaceBook #Collusion

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@rossmurray1 It’s got legs.

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Trump bragging that he bluffed Trudeau on the trade imbalance is like that kid in class who brags he didn’t read the book and still got a D on the test. #TrumpLied #Trudeau #NAFTA

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@rossmurray1 Coming in clear out here. Over.

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@kathleenparkerb This made me feel old. Gonna turn on the heated blanket on my deathbed. 💀🛏 😀

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@RealHeidiLaurel I’m gonna start playing FarmVille and send you ten notices a day.

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Anyone want to bet that Merkel, Macron, and May have a group message that’s saying, “Let’s tell Trump our Russian sanction plans are to ban those furry hats.”

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This is what I hope Trump sees when he goes to the wall today. #Trump #StableGenius #WallVisit

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Watching the Trump administration is more and more like season 7.5 of Game of Thrones— a really stupid version of GOT where the person sitting on the throne is a vengeful Hordor. #RexTillerson

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@asta_fish They need a sign that sticks out more. I had trouble finding it too.

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So @60Minutes has Betsy DeVos and then a piece on trauma... anyone consider connecting the issue of trauma and learning? Poverty and trauma are the biggest barriers to learning. Maybe asking DeVos what she’s doing about that would’ve been a good idea.

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Giving Betsy DeVos 15 minutes on CBS is a crime.