Jon Eli 🇹🇿

overwhelming sense of self-centeredness🤞🏿✨

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[Jon Eli 🇹🇿 @jonelisings]

🕯️🕯️🕯️To the men, women and children we lost on Oct 29, you names are etched in our hearts forever. I am sorry that a country you had to die for, betrayed you.🕊️🕊️🕊️

[blue @blume_jamess]

Forever obsessed with the way Jane Birkin used her birkin

[NICK LOVE @NickLoveATL]

Have YOU ever tried to break up with a woman? It’s SO much easier and cleaner when the woman thinks she left you.

[Kamau @josephkamau_]

😂

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Scientists don’t want you to know” is a phrase that cracks me up always, cause if you actually meet a scientist, they will be shaking and crying like an overexcited golden retriever, desperate to tell you everything they know.

[عربي 🇪🇬 @ArabGuy56]

"Study hard, become a doctor, engineer, or teacher. They are the ones the world needs. Don't idolize footballers; some of them are pure trash"

Jose Mourinho

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

Japanese student, Rio Nakagawa, visited Nairobi and fell in love with Congolese music. He decided to travel to Kinshasa and later on started a band named Yoko Choc Nippon in Japan.

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

and when i am six feet under and bugs are eating my heart…all they will taste is you

[Jon Eli 🇹🇿 @jonelisings]

Let me get this straight. YOU COULD NOT START A POP-CORN BUSINESS BECAUSE OF FOREIGNERS???

[T. @__T_touch]

We are grabbing the opportunity with both hands. We are not lazy. 🇿🇦🙏🏾❤️

[Mob President Christian @Chrisblin]

The only thing I hate about Asian food is that after 2 days your shit starts softening up, you’ll no longer have the luxury of dropping that signature Nigerian ‘gbim’ shit, just some soft retarded shit and it can be frustrating.

[Xtrafrica @xtr_africa]

UPDATES | SOUTH AFRICA 🇿🇦
🇿🇦🇳🇬 A Nigerian shop owner has reportedly been shot dead outside his business in Witbank, Mpumalanga.

According to reports, he was legally documented and operated his shop with the required authorization.

[Jon Eli 🇹🇿 @jonelisings]

So are we just going to ignore the monstrosity in that bowl?

[Senator Obi @IykeNwaObi]

He remained calm after accidentally receiving a voice mail from his wife which she wanted to send to someone else.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

If two people start a company and one contributes 90% of the capital while the other contributes just 10%, when the business starts struggling, who do you think is more likely to walk away first? Exactly, Now apply that same principle to your relationships

[David Lane Design @DavidLaneDesign]

Part III of my series “Starting Over” is up on my Substack. Thank you for your continued support. https://t.co/SgaPiXbtPp

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

When it comes to getting things done, you basically have three options:
1. Knowing a guy;
2. Knowing a guy who knows a guy; or
3. Being the guy.

[James Jones @jamesjonesesq]

Jamie Foxx is a singer. T Pain is a vocalist. Jamie will give you a few “oh yeahs” and facial expressions and low runs to give off the illusion of being a vocalist. Whereas T Pain has control, technique, tone, and presence.

[Yobarnub 🦍 @realyobarnub]

A lady was caught on a livestream advising young girls to keep secrets from their husbands. She even shared how she once slept with her husband’s boss and kept it a secret, not knowing that TikTok had pushed the livestream to her husband’s FYP and the husband ended the marriage on the livestream 🙆🏽‍♂️😂

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

It’s 6am and I endorse this message. Average women believe they are the prize by offering you exclusivity you can barely audit.

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

IRANIAN PRESIDENT: “If we did not have our defensive missiles, Israel and America would have plowed through Iran the way Gaza was plowed through, showing no mercy to the old or the young. They speak of human rights. It is a great lie.”

It’s a hard truth to hear, but it’s true.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

It's actually quite rare to see a wealthy person wearing a nice suit. This is because dressing well is more about knowledge than money, and wealthy people are typically not invested in learning how to dress well. I will give you some examples.

In slide one, we see two powerful, wealthy men, both in custom-tailored suits. Sunak's jacket is too short, both in the body and the sleeves. Bezos, who is pictured here on his wedding day (when he would have wanted to dress well), is wearing a custom dinner suit but with the wrong waistcoat. The low armholes are also causing his jacket to lift. A famous bespoke tailor in Milan said Bezos's outfit made her heart break.

In slides two and three, we see a high school art teacher and an electrician. They are not poor, but their vocations certainly place them several tiers below the former Prime Minister of Britain and one of the wealthiest men in the world. Yet, their clothes fit beautifully, and they are styled in a way that's thoughtful and coherent.

In slide four, we see a man who claims he's wearing a bespoke $20,000 suit from one of the finest tailoring houses on Savile Row. Next to him, in the same slide, is a man wearing a $300 Jos A. Bank suit. The $20k blue suit does not fit well because this man interjected too much during the fitting, insisting to his tailor that he make the suit tighter and shorter, which is why the garment is pulling and rippling all over the place. The other man, despite having more modest means, educated himself on how a suit should fit and achieved more with considerably less.

Online, you will find all types of influencers and writers hawking the latest trends and designer labels, telling you you have to buy such-and-such thing to have "aura." But in reality, money has very little correlation with style. There's no reason to assume that wealthy people can buy nice suits because it's not as simple as pulling out your credit card. You have to educate yourself a bit on the topic.

[Ayia @Kevin_Ayia]

Some fits lately