Li'l Dirt Dragon

Writes all the Japan things • Am moving to Bluesky and Threads soon where I'm and @jonellepatrick

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I'm in the process of moving to Bluesky and Threads—if you're headed out too, I want to see you there! https://t.co/j85juG3nPh and @jonellepatrick

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Tokyo is the hottest travel ticket in the world right now! Here's how to have seven perfect days in Tokyo... https://t.co/AsYzNeJz1i

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@LaurelAshgrove Because once our wallets were so stuffed we couldn’t wedge in one more point card, they made the evolutionary leap to cram themselves onto our phones too

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@GaijinMommy Be sure to equip them with the loudest bicycle bells you can find

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I dunno, it looks more like -90% to me

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@jakeadelstein OMG in this heat? Otsukare X 1,000,000 +_+

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@jakeadelstein So many potential memes in one small post it’s almost an embarrassment of riches #onesmalltowncalledokinawa

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@GaijinMommy @edmiidz No no it’s already perfect in every way! 😍

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San Francisco Pride 💜💙💚💛🧡❤️🩷

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@GaijinMommy Identifying the nearest pet shop that stocks identical Kevins in case of emergency is key.

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Excellent sign!

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@GaijinMommy Whoa huge congrats! That’s the big one!

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@TBeanpod Ooo fresh myooooouga! 😍

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@Dec_vs_Japan_ Actually, a friend (UK) who has a successful tour business in Tokyo was just in San Francisco, paying for everything with wads of US dollars his clients had used to tip him. I was gobsmacked, but he said it just doesn’t occur to them that their own currency isn’t used everywhere

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Like the meme-worthy internet photos, iconic Amazon reviews, and one-star Yelp whining that came before it, AI inspires an entire genre of humor writing we didn’t know we needed https://t.co/3VEKzXyTrF

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@TBeanpod ALL THE NO 😱😱😱

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@satorukun_0530 Agreed. But Japanese cities are also notorious for begging tourists to come, but doing zero management to accomodate visitors unfamiliar with the area when they do (eg. bus parking, staff for crowd management, route markers to create a flow, etc)

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This sums up Kyoto's tourist complaints perfectly

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At Edgewood Preserve today 😍

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