Emily

AZ / Educator / Wife / Mom

[bobby @bobby]

you should be purchasing one unusual sauce or dip every time you visit the grocery store. if you want to have a nice life.

[trevy @chillextremist]

I feel like nobody gets slizard nor fly like a g6 anymore

[🐘🧀 @DangMarquis]

The episode when Josh ain’t fuck wit Drake at all no more >>>>

[Star Wars @starwars]

Just released at #StarWarsCelebration:

Here’s your first look at the new poster for #Ahsoka, coming August 2023 to @DisneyPlus.

[Emily @jones_emilyk]

Any of my old friends really interested in seeing embarrassing pictures of them that have been on my phone for years for literally no reason at all and I will probably never delete them? No? Okay sick

[Emily @jones_emilyk]

@chrissyteigen Gigantosaurus have 3 claws! Vs T. rex has 2

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

After every single school shooting, Republicans tell us it’s not guns, it’s mental health.

Today, 205 Republicans just voted against increasing mental health access in schools.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

marjorie taylor greene, who voted against gay marriage two months ago because it’s a sin, is now getting divorced from her husband after cheating on him with the manager of her gym

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

This is great 🤣

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

religion is just making up a guy and being really codependent about him

[Brett Cross @BCross052422]

This time, four months ago, It was a normal day. I was at my office getting a booklet made for each of my coworkers that would show their growth in their skills to help get them raises. 2 hours from then, I’d get a call that would shatter my world. My wife called, screaming

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

there’s no hate like christian love huh

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Today 43 Republicans voted to keep insulin at $1200/mo instead of $35. Tomorrow every Republican will ask you to be outraged that gas is $5 instead of $3.

In the GOP world, $1200 for life saving insulin in fair play but $5 for gas is an outrage.

Vote them all out.

[Emily @jones_emilyk]

This put into perspective for me how disruptive my anxiety actually is 😂

[Kristen Howerton @kristenhowerton]

An anxiety disorder looks like going through airport security and seeing that there is a drug-sniffing dog and thinking to yourself "DO I have cocaine in my bag??" even though you've never actually seen cocaine in real life.

[Kingfisher & Wombat @UrsulaV]

You loved playing “Allergies or COVID?” Now get ready for “Mosquito Bite or Monkeypox!”

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

Republicans will get 3 divorces then vote against gay marriage because it "ruins the sanctity of marriage."