Erik (Not from Jeopardy)

never been on jeopardy

[Erik (Not from Jeopardy) @jones_erik]

White people be like yeah we got the guest bedroom all set up for ya

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

Beast mode I’m afraid

[Erik (Not from Jeopardy) @jones_erik]

@nnnaaate Looking into this

[Erik (Not from Jeopardy) @jones_erik]

Mom: We used to smoke in the bathrooms in school
Dad: Not me. I was exercising. I was in Varisty gym

[Erik (Not from Jeopardy) @jones_erik]

POV: you have schizophrenia

[Erik (Not from Jeopardy) @jones_erik]

Matt Rife: *tells a stinker of a joke*

Audience: Hey Matt that was not funny. Maybe try something else?

[Him looking deeply in the mirror for 43 minutes] it is because I am too handsome isn’t it

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

Its such a nice day out..... as I stair from my math class.... smh #mustbenice

[Erik (Not from Jeopardy) @jones_erik]

“Study suggests”

[Erik (Not from Jeopardy) @jones_erik]

He looks like a king of the hill character

[9/11 truth video narrated in a peter griffin voice @websiteidi0t]

This is what every California to Texas transplant looks like

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

J. Cole has released Colin Kaepernick's letter to the Jets requesting to join their practice squad 🙏

[Erik (Not from Jeopardy) @jones_erik]

Hurry

[Erik (Not from Jeopardy) @jones_erik]

@laurenboebert come over

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

That was a FIRST DATE??

[ashton kutcher @aplusk]

the real f'd up thing is that U turn on the nightly news & C war, rape, people microwaving babies. But let's make sure no 1 is swearing?

[Afro Smash @TheAfroSmash]

Got them doing mario party minigames

[Erik (Not from Jeopardy) @jones_erik]

@rjneal17 Honestly believe that Washington is a big part of why he got paid so much

[Erik (Not from Jeopardy) @jones_erik]

@cctvidiots

[Sarah Ellison @sgellison]

Don’t forget, the Washington Commanders didn’t care about the Ravens’ 24-game preseason win streak.

That’s why they played their first-team offense against the Ravens’ second- and third-team defenses for the entire first half.

That’s also why G Sam Cosmi went from saying nobody gives a “s**t” about the “stupid record" … to doing The Griddy in the end zone when his starting unit scored on Ravens backups.

That’s why K Joey Slye gestured an L to the sideline after his game-winning field goal.

That’s why new co-owner Magic Johnson posted about how much fun it was to break the streak.

That’s why WR Jahan Dotson said in the locker room afterward: “I feel like we just had the biggest preseason win in history.”

It’s all because they didn’t care.

[Erik (Not from Jeopardy) @jones_erik]

Renaming my account “Fact Boners” and tweeting out some shit like “If Santa isn’t real then how do the gifts get under my tree?🤔”

[TRUTH PILLS 💊💊 @pills_truth]

This fire thing on Maui doesnt add up.  How did all the boats on the water burn as well and there is a perfect circle of fire around the city.

[Erik (Not from Jeopardy) @jones_erik]

brain damage 😎

[Sam Tripoli @samtripoli]

Interesting , interesting, interesting!