John Jones

Mostly harmless.

[John Jones @jones_john]

Wow @porterairlines thanks for surprising me with a $70 fee to bring my carry-on item actually onto the plane.
Can’t wait to pay this again on my return flight.

First and last time I ever fly with you.

[John Jones @jones_john]

@AmazonHelp It’s not coming.
Your own tracking says it should be here 4 days ago.
I just want you to admit it’s lost and send me a replacement.

Or, refund me, and I’ll pay more to buy it at a store in person, where they have costumer service that doesn’t contradict itself and put me down.

[John Jones @jones_john]

Ordered this @MakitaCanada Blower from @amazon last week. Was told 2 day shipping, and it never showed up. Every day now it says maybe the next day.
Called Amazon, they said the @MakitaTools Blower would be here by the 30th, maybe.

Canceled my prime.
Fuck Amazon.

[John Jones @jones_john]

@AmazonHelp Your own website is telling me when I click on the item that it’s eligible for a refund if I want.
But customer service is telling me hat that is wrong, I am wrong, and not to trust what the website says.

This is ridiculous. I have never had an issue like this.

[John Jones @jones_john]

@AmazonHelp I’m going to wait until the 30th, when I’m sure this item won’t have arrived. Call, get a refund, and cancel all my Amazon services. As was suggested by a “supervisor”. Seems like the best suggestion all day.

[John Jones @jones_john]

@AmazonHelp I offence, but I don’t believe you.
I’ve been treated like crap by your customer service department for over an hour today. I’m also pretty sure I was lied to and not passed off to a supervisor at all.
I just don’t believe anything support tells me anymore.

[John Jones @jones_john]

@MKBHD A well crafted, and very believable lie.

A photo is like a visual game of telephone, with two people. You start with one thing, and you can end up with a near approximation of the original. But it’s never 100% the same as the original.

[John Jones @jones_john]

@BlizzardCS did it, they killed the game my friends and I have been playing since 2016.
6-10 of us ranging from Top 500-Diamond ranks. Playing nearly every day. And universally now, we all hate what the game has become. Even paying for it, it’s an unfun grind.

Time to move on.

[John Jones @jones_john]

Thanks @daftpunk for spending 827 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Human After All. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/kqhgA5q4vk

[John Jones @jones_john]

Just posted a photo @ Xcella https://t.co/s6Eg2W0t6J

[John Jones @jones_john]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/vx9vnfVDbt

[John Jones @jones_john]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/v6tGiYT65z

[John Jones @jones_john]

Just posted a photo @ Toronto, Ontario https://t.co/w2XVIMWyOK

[John Jones @jones_john]

Just posted a photo @ Xcella https://t.co/G9l2DbeYEl

[John Jones @jones_john]

Just posted a photo @ Xcella https://t.co/sxLPjpKujC

[John Jones @jones_john]

Hey @UberEats what exactly is considered “close”? Because for the last year, restaurants within 500-800m of my front door are considered “a bit too far” and now have higher delivery fees.

[John Jones @jones_john]

Just posted a photo @ Xcella https://t.co/bIIGoBY2O5

[John Jones @jones_john]

Just posted a photo @ Xcella https://t.co/9OX3jBmeL2

[John Jones @jones_john]

Just posted a photo @ Xcella https://t.co/w3GSxvJD2y