Phils Jones

[Phils Jones @jones_phils]

Most people are not lazy.

They are tired of trying
with no result.

[Phils Jones @jones_phils]

Hit me with any harsh reality.
I’ll go first.

[Phils Jones @jones_phils]

@Olamidegzy

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

The more I learn about Messi the less I like him.

[Phils Jones @jones_phils]

@Olamidegzy

[grandson @Grandsoncr7]

Funny how Messi’s football career has involved tax fraud, the Negreira Barcelona case, FIFA backing, match robberies, controversial awards, rigged trophies, substance for growth hormone, favoritism, and FIFA protection.

And people still think he should be included in the top 5 greatest players of all time? Never.

[Phils Jones @jones_phils]

@Olamidegzy

[Gió @GiorgiaVat]

Sinceramente, es repugnante ver esto. Aparte de las ayudas inexplicables de manera deportiva, representa todos los valores que nadie en su sano juicio, salvo que seas argentino o culé, le gustaría transmitir a sus hijos. Vergonzoso

[Sheikh Hammad @RonaldoW7_]

Anti-doping tests conducted in the World Cup 2026:

🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo: 3

🇦🇷 Lionel Messi: 0

[Mal @UtdMaI]

— The biggest refereeing scandal in Champions League history… Chelsea 2009.

— The biggest refereeing corruption scandal in La Liga history… Negreira.

— One of the biggest refereeing controversies in Copa Am��rica history.

— One of the biggest refereeing controversies in World Cup history.

— The most controversial Ballon d’Or decisions.

— The most controversial FIFA The Best awards.

And somehow, all of these major controversies are linked to the same player, Lionel Messi

[Sabri Amca (caps) @sabriamcaparodi]

Arjantin 0 - 2 Mısır iken

FIFA baskanı kimi aradı ❓❓

[Cebolla 🧅 @cebolla1891]

Imagínate hacer el protocolo de racismo y que el juez te censure sacándote amarilla ☠️ eso fue Argentina - Egipto.

[Psicosi @psicosiCeleste]

Como argentino la verdad que da bronca ver tanta campaña en contra.

Pero viendo este compilado tengo que admitir que hay cosas muy raras desde antes incluso de Qatar.

Hay que admitir que viéndolo con ojos neutrales esto es asqueroso

[Real Madrid Fans 🤍 @MadridismoreaI]

La FIFA no para de suspender el vídeo del ROBO de ARGENTINA.

MÁXIMA DIFUSIÓN A ESTE VIDEO. QUE NO CAIGAN EN EL OLVIDO QUE ROBARON A EGIPTO.

[Troll Barcelona @Trollbarcelona_]

❌No red card to Alvarez
❌No penalty to Egypt
❌No card to McAllister
❌No card to Romero
���No penalty to Egypt again
❌Egypt’s goal disallowed

[Andyicz @Andyicz]

JAJAJJAJAJA me encanta que el mundo se unió para odiar a Argentina, a Infantino, a la FIFA y a Messi. 😮‍💨

[Major @CalebElormmKadu]

His prime clears Messi's. That's the conversation people keep trying to avoid.

[Arturo Villegas @ArturoVill7]

Que uno de los medios más importantes del mundo, haga un reportaje sobre los atracos de Argentina, significa que el mundo empieza a darse cuenta.

[Phils Jones @jones_phils]

@Olamidegzy

[Murcia con Limón @MurciaConLimon]

ÚLTIMA HORA: Egipto vs Argentina registró 23 errores arbitrales. El mayor número en un partido de la Copa Mundial 2026

Todos ellos a favor de Argentina

[Phils Jones @jones_phils]

@Olamidegzy see wetin I dey tell you…

[Lucas Navarrete @LucasNavarreteM]

Messi's 21 goals in FIFA World Cup.

2006
🇷🇸 Serbia

2014
🇧🇦 Bosnia
🇮🇷 Iran
🇳🇬 Nigeria (2)

2018
🇳🇬 Nigeria

2022
🇸🇦 S. Arabia (PK)
��🇽 Mexico
🇦🇺 Australia
🇳🇱 Netherlands (PK)
🇭🇷 Croatia (PK)
🇫🇷 France (2) (1PK)

2026
🇩🇿 Algeria (3)
🇦🇹 Austria (2)
🇯🇴 Jordan
🇨🇻 Cape Verde
🇪🇬 Egypt

[MT2 @madrid_total2]

Un jugador podría marcar 51 goles por temporada durante 19 años y retirarse con 969 goles.

Cristiano Ronaldo tiene 976 goles. 🥶

[𝕮 @XCzsnx]

Boss gave me a company credit card and nobody's noticed I still have it six months after quitting.

Found it in my wallet last week. Thought about cutting it up. Decided to test if it still worked first.

Bought coffee. Went through.

Checked the account online using my old login. Still active. Nobody deactivated anything when I left.

Transaction showed up under my name like I still worked there.

My roommate saw the statement.

Roommate: You're still buying coffee on the company card?

Me: Accidentally.

Roommate: How do you accidentally commit fraud?

Me: I forgot I had it.

Roommate: For six months?

Me: I don't use that wallet often.

Roommate: You need to return it.

Me: I know.

Didn't return it. Kept testing it.

Lunch. Gas. Groceries. Everything processed. Nothing flagged.

Started getting curious how long this could go. Monthly statements kept coming to my old work email that also never got deactivated.

Limit was five thousand dollars. I'd spent maybe three hundred.

My friend said I was playing a dangerous game.

Friend: They'll notice eventually.

Me: It's been half a year.

Friend: Doesn't mean they won't audit.

Me: You think they audit?

Friend: Every company audits.

They didn't audit.

Month seven, bought a new monitor. Four hundred dollars. Approved instantly.

Statement came. My name still listed as "Marketing Associate" even though I quit and they hired someone new.

Started wondering if I existed in two places. Quit in real life, still employed in their system.

Called the office pretending to need HR records.

HR: Employee ID?

Me: 4847.

HR: Marcus Webb. Still shows active.

Me: I quit in March.

HR: (typing) Not seeing termination paperwork.

Me: I sent an email to my manager.

HR: Did he submit the forms?

Me: I assumed so.

HR: Let me check with him.

She called back twenty minutes later.

HR: Your manager left the company in April. Looks like he never processed your resignation.

Me: So I've been employed this whole time?

HR: Technically yes.

Me: Am I getting paid?

HR: (long pause) Oh no.

Turns out they'd been depositing paychecks into an account I closed three years ago. Bank rejected them. Nobody followed up.

Six months of paychecks sitting in accounting limbo.

HR: We need to issue these payments and back-date your termination.

Me: Or?

HR: Or what?

Me: What if I just came back?

HR: You want your job back?

Me: Do I still have it?

HR: According to our system, you never left.

Talked to the new department head. Different guy. Never met him.

Him: Marcus? Heard you were remote.

Me: Something like that.

Him: You've been away for six months though.

Me: Medical leave.

Him: We don't have documentation.

Me: Previous manager mishandled it.

Him: (frustrated) He mishandled everything. Can you start Monday?

Started Monday. Same job, same desk, same login credentials that never expired.

Coworkers asked where I'd been.

Me: Extended leave.

Them: For what?

Me: Personal reasons.

They stopped asking.

Got my six months of back pay last week. Nineteen thousand after taxes.

Roommate: You accidentally took a six-month paid vacation?

Me: Nobody told me I couldn't.

Roommate: That's insane.

Me: That's corporate inefficiency.

Still have the credit card. It's legitimate now.

Bought coffee this morning. Completely legal this time.

Tastes exactly the same as fraudulent coffee.

Slightly less exciting though.

[ABSOLUTE BRAZILIAN @Absolutebrazil]

Um artista que iria entregar o prêmio de “melhor da partida” após o jogo, sem querer soltou que avisaram antes da partida começar que iria dar o prêmio para o Messi

Quando ele percebeu que falou isso ao vivo começou a ficar nervoso

Que porra é essa irmao

[Phils Jones @jones_phils]

@30bgHitman 🫂

[TonySnip3r @tonysnip3r]

I dey see your post dey mock Ronaldo, Sha just no need my help. You go know say e pass football.

Take am play..

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

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