Rack Man Jones

Big Takes, Bigger Titties

[Rack Man Jones @jones_rack]

Lord of the Rings on the bar tv? Might have to let the gf and sister get to know each other better… #YouShallNotRack

[Rack Man Jones @jones_rack]

@BretBielema Bret - looks like you grew up on a hog farm? Crazy move of your parents to let the hogs raise you… #OinkForMeFatBoy

[Rack Man Jones @jones_rack]

@HunterYurachek Good. Go fuck yourself you swine

[Rack Man Jones @jones_rack]

Brother I’ve been to purgatory. It’s called needing to fart at candlelight yoga…
#MamaThereGoesThatRack
#HoldTheLine

[Jonas Gray @JonasLGray]

I’m keeping every receipt.

Way too many people talk about Notre Dame football without actually understanding it. No real knowledge. No context. Just noise.

That’s fine.

Next year will expose a lot of bad takes. Film doesn’t lie. Results don’t lie. And a lot of folks are gonna look real foolish standing on opinions they never earned.

I’ll remember who said what.
Let’s see how it plays out. #GoIrish☘️

[Rack Man Jones @jones_rack]

@CameronNewton let’s go ahead and get that CTE checked out before you do something Aaron Hernandezy bud…

[Rack Man Jones @jones_rack]

Treating AI tools like Malfoy’s dad treats Dobby today #CaneToAss

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

Nine Power Four teams finished the 2025 season without a win against an FBS team with a winning record.

Auburn
Boston College
Maryland
Missouri
North Carolina
Oklahoma State
Purdue
South Carolina
Tennessee

[Rack Man Jones @jones_rack]

@HunterYurachek @RazorbackMTEN Go fuck yourself Yurachek you pussy ass bitch. They should put you in prison for being a corrupt rat bastard. #BurnInHell
#FuckYourself #ScaredOfBeersToo

[Rack Man Jones @jones_rack]

They got jolly ranchers at the office #Rancher #HardlyKnowHer
#JollyRackman

[Rack Man Jones @jones_rack]

@HunterYurachek @RazorbackMBB Fuck you!

[Rack Man Jones @jones_rack]

Have a go fuck yourself week! @HunterYurachek

[Rack Man Jones @jones_rack]

@HunterYurachek @RazorbackMBB Fuck you scumbag!

[Jalen Yamsey @JalenYamsey]

@RB_Mrs you are a bad person

[Rack Man Jones @jones_rack]

@RB_Mrs you’re absolutely classless.

#FireNicoleBriscoe

[Rack Man Jones @jones_rack]

@HunterYurachek @RazorbackMBB You’re a disgrace to college athletics

[Rack Man Jones @jones_rack]

@HunterYurachek @RazorbackWBB Don’t you have some puppies to kick or something you despicable piece of shit?
#FuckYourselfYurachek

[Rack Man Jones @jones_rack]

@HunterYurachek @RazorbackMBB When you wake up every morning, do you shudder to find the monster you’ve become?
#FuckYourselfYurachek

[Rack Man Jones @jones_rack]

@HunterYurachek @RazorbackMBB Gotta admire your ability to multitask Hunter. Being able to tweet while also sucking @GregSankey off isn’t for everyone #FuckYouYurachek

[Rack Man Jones @jones_rack]

@JakeOlson61 Jake Olson: since I’m a washed up has been and my 30 seconds of fame is over, I must talk shit to rival schools that consistently beat mine on twitter.