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The world famous Salfordian Jonah

[Dave Jones 💙 @jonesdi773]

@prodnose Bring me the head of Noel Edmond’s.

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@MrSugden2 It would be the supreme irony if she was allowed to go to the wedding, but a just stop oil demo meant she missed it.

[Ruth Jones @ruthiojones]

Congratulations to the brilliant @JuliaRobertsTV 🥳🥳 It's so exciting to see this amazing story about family, friendship and the secrets we all want to keep locked away in the UK top 100.

[Dave Jones 💙 @jonesdi773]

@buryfcofficial @ACherera07 Absolute stunner. COYShakers #BuryFC one more step to go.

[Ruth Jones @ruthiojones]

Happy publication day to this pulse-racing thriller by @colebaxterbooks! This husband and wife cat-and-mouse game will leave you turning pages into the night 💍

[Author Ruth Heald @RJ_Heald]

Loving the early reviews coming in for My Husband's Affair!

'I hated (yes I said hated) the husband. He acts so innocent and makes Jen believe he is the perfect husband but yet he is a WOMANIZER.' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Available to pre-order here: https://t.co/fPNBMnhV6N

@Bookouture

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Just waiting for Rick Wakeman at the Bridgewater hall

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@Busyisaworkshop I think Douglas Adam’s hit the nail on the head.

“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

Nuff said.

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@almurray Merry Xmas everybody by Dua Lipa

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@PicturesFoIder Tea, but that may be because I’m thirsty.

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@paulsinha Or able was I ere I saw elba

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@paulsinha Racecar

[Dave Jones 💙 @jonesdi773]

@prodnose Does that mean I can’t say “Ey up buggerlugs”

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

People aren’t dying because NHS staff are striking.

NHS staff are striking because people are dying.

Please RT if you get that.

[Dave Jones 💙 @jonesdi773]

@getnorthern I may have to change my name to Dewi Jones and replace the “men of Harlech” in Zulu as my favourite Welsh piece

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

“Generally speaking what we’ve had in the last few years is significant pay increases for public sector workers” @BorisJohnson tells @SkyNews today

Its complete & utter boll**** and he knows it!

[Dave Jones 💙 @jonesdi773]

@SkyNews But isn't the adage "ignorance of the law is no defence"

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"The prime minister should resign", says Labour deputy leader, Angela Rayner.

She adds Boris Johnson "thinks he is above the rules", after the PM said he didn't know the lockdown garden party was against the rules.

https://t.co/0MnYAFxdrK📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

This is now almost at a million views. I think the message from the public @BorisJohnson is that this matter is NOT “closed”

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......... https://t.co/VdsS21whQJ