Nick Jones

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@mattrindge @Massawyrm Thanks!

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@TheRickWilson I thought that’s what “screw your courage to the sticking place” meant.

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@JuliusGoat I watched Ep 4-8 with the kids this summer. They want to know what happened before and after; they’d just be disappointed.
(Also, TLJ showcases how Luke is the best Jedi: he saves the day and never harms a fly)

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@JuliusGoat https://t.co/OoJWbUW83O

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@GuapoNation @midwestern_ope I’ve never seen a “road work ends” sign in Flint.

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@GuapoNation Did you ever see this?

https://t.co/G7bd9uzKXD

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@MattDerdaMusic They Might Be Giants

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@NLRG_it I think it’s because you knew you were going to die soon anyway so it was seen as a “better way to go” if you died for a cause, no matter how frivolous the cause might have been.

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@MattBinder I’m not sure he “grew up”. I think he just went bald.

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@LouisatheLast That’s one of the few good things that came from at-home learning.
My kids now understand a file system, file extensions, bookmarks, word processing, typing…

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@Variety Didn’t they already make that?

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@Humanforscale_ Pfft.
I’ve seen bigger.

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@adriandaub You should never eat your fucking hat. Then your head will get cold during sexy-time.

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@mehdirhasan You don’t have to debunk it. They’re showing you they listened but deliberately focused on the wrong thing.
It’s when Beavis & Butthead get chewed out by the principal and Butthead says “You said ‘hard’”.

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@drmistercody What about these two?

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@AP Good. Arkansas has too much money.

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@propublica You can’t vacation with friends anymore!? America is so woke!

I tell you what, when I get a billionaire vacation buddy, I’m definitely not accepting any Supreme Court nomination. Who needs the headache?

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@CalltoActivism I thought teachers were grooming kids?
Which is it?

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@nut_history I’m a fan of Moneyball, the money.