Megan Jones

not an angela tran fan account

[Covie @covie_93]

In his first month, trump fired more Americans from their jobs than the number of illegal immigrants he deported.

[darah of a wimpy kid @tboytinabelcher]

u should get to leave work early if ur hair feels greasy

[Samantha @samiam_897]

Fuck bitches, get money

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

happy women’s day

[Megan Jones @jonesmeg_]

travis kelce’s old tweets getting deleted is my burning of the library of alexandria

[Andrew Knox @SoftKnox]

Last night was amazing

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

can’t believe I have one wild & precious life and I’m spending it terrified to answer an email

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me after hanging out with people & making them laugh the whole time

[Megan Jones @jonesmeg_]

you should be able to get a negative score on the rice purity test

[helen @helen]

a rom com where a fox news talk show host and a cnn anchor get fired on the same day. after both men find one another at the same wellness retreat following their falls from grace, a drunken kiss proves losing your job is worth it if it means finding your soulmate

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Hard to overstate how much worse things are going to get in a country where the population is armed to the teeth then conditioned to live in a constant paranoid state of fear.

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Intending To Just Take Quick Half-Hour Nap Accidentally Dies In His Sleep https://t.co/UDoOnVLs6z

[Roberto Roldan @ByRobertoR]

NEW: The US DOJ finds the Louisville Metro Police Department engages in discriminatory policing, unlawfully executes search warrants without knocking & announcing, violates 1st Amendment rights, and more. The full report is 90-pages. Press conference shortly. @WFPLNews

[Megan Jones @jonesmeg_]

she’s behind this i know it

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Conservatives combat “woke chocolate companies” with new transphobic chocolate bar venture, Jeremy’s Chocolate.

A pack of 4 bars retail for $27.96 plus shipping.

[poppy 🤍 @poppyb2_]

me booking concert tickets in a random city with no idea how i’m getting there or where i’m staying or if i can have the time off work

[Megan Jones @jonesmeg_]

@mrk_fshr actually, cocaine bear is from kentucky ☝️

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

The Onion has had it lmao